thedude4bides
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i'd sit in the dry sauna or the steam one. every time, without fail, there's always some dude in there lurking and trolling.. you're sitting there on the bench, rolling solo, towel on (curse the guys who sit in there naked, jesus what is wrong with you?) and some small filipino man comes in there naked and sits next to you on the bench. i'm staring straight ahead, planning my exit and i can just feel this guy's eyes on me. sometimes i'd be like "why are you staring at me?" just totally put them on the spot and then they look away, awkwardly thinking "guess he doesnt want to hook up".. sometimes the guy tries to make broken english small talk.. like, dude are you kidding me? why are you talking to me right now?
other times you get the guys that sit in there for way too long, just pouring sweat and doing all this weird shit like methodically and aggressively wiping the sweat off their limbs, slapping themselves.. its disgusting. why can't they just sit there? people are disgusting, period. little gay filipino men that lurk in the sauna portion of el gay fitness are terrible. gym story? no. gym observations..
^LMAO! You ever get the guys that shave in there and discard of their whiskers on the floor?
I go LA Fitness now, and there is this dude whose NUTZ in the sauna. Buck nekkid. Constantly standing up and cracking his neck, rolling his shoulders, doing arm circles. He'll dump two bottles of water on the rocks and stand up and go "AWWWW WHAT A HEAD RUSH!!!!". Then he'll get on his hands and knees and start tinkering with crap under the rocks to get it hotter. Yep. Naked dude.
It's definitely worth watching. Watch the rated version before the unrated version though. It's one of my favorite comedies.
^ on the list.
I hate all the old man dong in the change rooms. When walking to and from the shower wear your god damn towel. I don't need to see your dick. Also when you're shaving or doing your hair wear a towel, this isn't your house.
^At the local gym in Newtown, PA there was this 70 year old dude, probably in better shape than me, that would always walk around with his towel over his shoulder. He had a HORSE COCK. I mean this thing was HUGE like a PYTHON. Put me to shame... I'd do the same if I were him. EVERYWHERE.:laugh:
this one guy at my gym tried to take a picture of this girl running in the treadmill, in there it was me, him, the girl and her boyfriend (at night when staff isn't there). when i was just done with my workout and about to leave her boyfriend saw the guy taking pictures of his gf as i was walking out. haven't seen the kid since or the couple
^I bet that didn't end well...