nah, girls farts smell like roses and daisies on a sunny spring day.
My girlfriend must be defective, then.
nah, girls farts smell like roses and daisies on a sunny spring day.
On the topic of lady "tooting," I was walking to my desk down a hallway @ work. A woman whom works in the next team over is walking about 10-15ft front of me. She turns her head to peak over her shoulder and notices that someone is behind her (me), she then starts walking REALLY fast. I'm like, "wtf?" So I continue walking in her steps and it hits me like a sack of bricks. She let one or multiple go. It was deadly. I guess she was on her way to the bathroom (I hope). That was FUNKYY.
On the topic of lady "tooting," I was walking to my desk down a hallway @ work. A woman whom works in the next team over is walking about 10-15ft front of me. She turns her head to peak over her shoulder and notices that someone is behind her (me), she then starts walking REALLY fast. I'm like, "wtf?" So I continue walking in her steps and it hits me like a sack of bricks. She let one or multiple go. It was deadly. I guess she was on her way to the bathroom (I hope). That was FUNKYY.
nah, girls farts smell like roses and daisies on a sunny spring day.
Been there. I had been out with the lads the night before and had a skin full topped off with a curry. The next day the wife takes me out shopping. Got bubble guts real bad. So we are standing in the check out line. My stomach turns over and the fart feeling came. Thought I would squeeze out a silent one. So let that baby go. Didn't realize there was a little girl stood right behind me bent down looking at a toy on the shelf. I ripped that baby right in her face. It was like naiparm. I had to walk away and leave the wife standing there.
She was none to happy when she met me outside. She even told me that the little girl was almost sick and then was staring at my wife thinking that she let it go.
Not a gym story but thought I would share as the topic slid onto farts.