MK7 Confessions

[GTIfan99]

All you gotta do is drive hard at the track and let some oil surge into the intake. Boom. Instant smoke machine.

I've been rolling coal for 3 years. Who knew. Lol.

 

[GTIfan99]

I spent 6 hours installing Moen motion sense faucets in the kitchen and master bath, but IC is still sitting in my office.

Edit, just took a shower, the right side of my body is bruised and cut up from leaning on right forearm and chest while half cramed under sinks all day. Looks like I'm in a Depp/Hurd love triangle.

 

[johnnloki]

Looks like I'm in a Depp/Hurd love triangle.

So you smell like wine, whiskey, cocaine and Amber's "linen perfume"?

 

[GTIfan99]

So you smell like wine, whiskey, cocaine and Amber's "linen perfume"?

I smell like regret, so yes...

 

[Acadia18]

I spent 6 hours installing Moen motion sense faucets in the kitchen and master bath, but IC is still sitting in my office.

Edit, just took a shower, the right side of my body is bruised and cut up from leaning on right forearm and chest while half cramed under sinks all day. Looks like I'm in a Depp/Hurd love triangle.

Be prepared for a anyone who comes over your house to not know how to turn on your kitchen faucet

We put one in when we redid the kitchen, confuses the hell out of anyone who comes over.

 

[sterkrazzy]

I was in a customers house about a month ago and couldn't figure out how to use their bathroom faucet. I had to say fuck it and not wash my hands.

 

[Acadia18]

I was in a customers house about a month ago and couldn't figure out how to use their bathroom faucet. I had to say fuck it and not wash my hands.

The toilet was right there...

 

[Keehs360]

The toilet was right there...

Dude comes in here. Trying to fake the funk

look at me I wanted to practice proper hygiene

and bounced cuz the sink was just on rtx on mode. Ignoring he could’ve used the toilet.

unbelievable

 

[Keehs360]

My confession for today

had @Javwohl install my Rennwagen side spoiler extensions with winglets. His came with the mystery flavor air head. Mine came with the superior watermelon flavor

and I didn’t even think twice. I just ate my shit without offering it to him first

I almost feel bad about it.

 

[Acadia18]

My confession for today

had @Javwohl install my Rennwagen side spoiler extensions with winglets. His came with the mystery flavor air head. Mine came with the superior watermelon flavor

and I didn’t even think twice. I just ate my shit without offering it to him first

I almost feel bad about it.

I just picture you slowly chewing your air head, standing there leaning against the garage, watching him while he's doing all the work installing the side skirts on your car. You pause chewing, look over and go "Bro, I think that one's crooked by about quarter of an inch", and resume chewing your air head

 

[GTI Jake]

My dash is dusty, and about a week ago my drivers rear widow switch snapped off the cosmetic tip of said switch….

I’ve done nothing to fix either, and most likely won’t for months

 

[Diggs24]

mmm, Airheads

 

[GTI Jake]

mmm, Airheads

Cherry FTW

 

[Diggs24]

Orange for days

 

[Daks]

I left my sunroof in the tilted position for several days and a bunch of those little tree things that come off the tree got into the car. It’s messy. I left it and went to Europe for a month.