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[sterkrazzy]

 

[JC_451]

Do not fuck cats. That's sick.

 

[EJBGTIVI]

CSB I had a cat that was a tough kitty. I would cover my hand with my sleeve and she would wrestle my hand. I had a dream where we were doing this but she kept getting bigger. I was kinda holding my own when she was bobcat sized and was afraid that I soon would be losing if she got bigger. She kept getting bigger and bigger till I woke up with a start, only to find her sitting on my chest licking my mustache.

CSB I had a dog that was a tough little guy. West Highland Terrier. 20 pounds at most. A friend accidentally ran him over in his 5000 lbs Tundra. We took him to the vet and he was basically fine, no broken bones or internal damage. Vet gave him some pain killers and steroids. He was sore and freaked out for about a day, then the 2nd day he was like nothing even happened.

 

[riceburner]

CSB my buddy had a yellow and purple python (or something) years back. He had to go on vacation and asked me to watch his snake, at my house.

He was around 2-3 ft long, 2" wide as i recall. Not particularly scary, i had held him once or twice before.

Anyway we had a cat and he must have clipped his cage open. I come home the snake is GONE. Figured he had found his was into the ductwork or out the house somehow.

I start having dreams of some crazy ass snake flying at me from across the room, choking me out and stabbing me

Months later my same buddy is over and he just happens to show up in the garage behind a garbage can.

 

[oddspyke]

I start having dreams of some crazy ass snake flying at me from across the room, choking me out and stabbing me

I'm very interested in this part. How was a snake stabbing you? Was there a knife? Did the snake grow hands or was he holding it with his tail? We need details!

 

[dtfd]

See I was thinking the snake would hold the knife in its jaw.

 

[dtfd]

There is a third option we didn't consider....

 

[Acadia18]

See I was thinking the snake would hold the knife in its jaw.

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I present a 4th scenario.

PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION!

 

[Acadia18]

Or when you really gotta send a message...

 

[uglybastard]

In office day means less time shitposting. Gimmie 4 more hours.

 

[sterkrazzy]

No burn outs bro!

Also, holy crap, I can't believe the production quality for a youtube video.

 

[sterkrazzy]

The closed caption during the revs was pretty funny too, unexpected.

 

[jay745]

No burn outs bro!

Also, holy crap, I can't believe the production quality for a youtube video.

Well hagerty made it..$$$$

I reported the video as inappropriate for focusing on straight line speed only.

 

[oddspyke]

No burn outs bro!

Also, holy crap, I can't believe the production quality for a youtube video.

I felt like it was almost over produced, like I was wondering if they actually lined the cars up or did they just overlay video and use quoted times for illustrative purposes.

 

[Acadia18]

In office day means less time shitposting. Gimmie 4 more hours.

If you wanna come over I can try and give you Covid ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

No in office days for me this week. Will probably drag it out to next week too.