CSB Thread: Mud Getting Desperate At End Of Threads Life

[JC_451]

Last time I did the breading was soggy, like it had been microwaved or something

Or it steamed itself after being put in the bag.

 

[uglybastard]

Or it steamed itself after being put in the bag.

It was eaten in the restaurant

 

[Corprin]

I’ve got a 2016 iPhone se. Plenty fast for all my apps.

No widgets, no fluff, just what I use, the rest can all fuck off.

I just need a new battery. I’m at like 74% life now. I’m just too fucking lazy to deal with the pretentious apple types at the mothership trying to sell me a tablet…errr phone.

 

[uglybastard]

I’ve got a 2016 iPhone se. Plenty fast for all my apps.

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No widgets, no fluff, just what I use, the rest can all fuck off.

I just need a new battery. I’m at like 74% life now. I’m just too fucking lazy to deal with the pretentious apple types at the mothership trying to sell me a tablet…errr phone.

Phoblet

 

[jay745]

Chickfila is very low on the chicken sandwich scale, pretty gross every time I've eaten there.

 

[Acadia18]

Chickfila is very low on the chicken sandwich scale, pretty gross every time I've eaten there.

What is your fast food chicken sandwich of choice?

 

[Strange Mud]

Typical lesbian

Fake meat for the win!

Pepto Bismol will do the same, and paint your tongue as a bonus.

It's getting closer to St Patrick's day. Grab some sour apple jolly ranchers and after enjoying one ask "how can you tell if someone is Irish?" Then stick out your tongue.
CSB: Back when poor and Navy me and a buddy colored our faces with green food coloring. Drank free all night but that stuff really doesn't wash off especially around eyes and ears.

 

[Corprin]

Fake meat for the win!


It's getting closer to St Patrick's day. Grab some sour apple jolly ranchers and after enjoying one ask "how can you tell if someone is Irish?" Then stick out your tongue.
CSB: Back when poor and Navy me and a buddy colored our faces with green food coloring. Drank free all night but that stuff really doesn't wash off especially around eyes and ears.

Same same but a metric ton of red food coloring the day before the 100% urinalysis. Then scream when filling the cup.


Those who haven’t served: during military urinalyses, they watch the piss exit your body and fill the cup. Made for quite the awkward moment my first UA after discharge

 

[uglybastard]

Is being the penis watcher during these collections a punishment detail ?

 

[Corprin]

Is being the penis watcher during these collections a punishment detail ?

It’s tough. You need someone who has unwavering integrity, so fuck ups and retards are a bad choice.

 

[jimlloyd40]

Agree......I'm still using my Samsung......





...B2100........first purchased back in 2010... ...

If you got a new phone you would be amazed. Like going from a Geo Metro to a Ferrari.

 

[jimlloyd40]

Pepto Bismol will do the same, and paint your tongue as a bonus.

The difference being I had fun turning my feces black drinking red wine.

 

[brat_burner]

If you go to Chick-fil-A for early lunch, sometimes they toss leftover breakfast nug things in the bag.

 

[jimlloyd40]

Isnt that because most of their stuff is premade and prepackaged? Soggy chicken patty.

Not really, pressure cooking is very fast. They save the time by only putting pickles on the sandwich. You put the rest.

 

[jimlloyd40]

I’ve got a 2016 iPhone se. Plenty fast for all my apps.

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No widgets, no fluff, just what I use, the rest can all fuck off.

I just need a new battery. I’m at like 74% life now. I’m just too fucking lazy to deal with the pretentious apple types at the mothership trying to sell me a tablet…errr phone.

You can now get your battery replaced by a third party source with the right to repair act.