OK, minor update here. Back in early April I had planned to *give* the car to a youtube channel that has massively blown up. They were all about it at first and called me within 5 minutes of me sending the email, even offering to come pick up the car. Of course, they got big, got better cars, and quickly had no need for a Jetta. Unfortunately they weren't nice enough to keep me in the loop and inform me of the change of heart. Whatever, social skills are a lost art these days.
Now, a local GTI enthusiast I've installed some mods for is buying the car from me for a very low price and plans to daily drive it. I wasn't sure how great of an idea that is but he also has a super clean MK6 and knows what he's getting into so I guess it will work out OK. One thing's for sure, I'm very happy that the car will remain around town and under enthusiast ownership. After this car's super sketchy ownership history, I can only keep my fingers crossed, but this sale seems pretty legit. We'll know by Thursday.
No new mods or anything, haven't been driving the car. I'll reconnect the muffler and weld my sunroof hole closed before the sale. On a slightly related note my 135 is on blocks while I pull and weld the diff. 50mm threadlocked nut on the driveshaft was super fun to remove lol.