Went to breakfast this morning before work.
There I was, waiting for my food to come out, drinking some water I got from the places free water jug, sitting right by the drinks fountain. I see a homeless lady wandering around outside mumbling to herself and before I know it she's walking in. Shes wobbling my way and I try not to make eye contact but thankfully she walks right past me. She goes for the hand sanitizer that I had just used before I sat down.
She proceeds to sanitize her hands and then, like she's done it a million times before, lifts up her skirt and slabs some sanitizer on her vajayjay, mind you as shes standing right next to me. THEN GOES RIGHT FOR THE FUCKING WATER JUG I JUST GOT WATER FROM.
god. damn it.