When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy
"You're lucky, mine's still alive." Anonymous
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic banking. It's called marriage."
-James Holt McGavran
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
- Sam Kinison
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
They just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-Hemant Joshi
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy
"You're lucky, mine's still alive." Anonymous
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic banking. It's called marriage."
-James Holt McGavran
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
- Sam Kinison
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
They just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-Hemant Joshi
