peterrabbit'ses life advice column

[peterrabbit]

for all those questions whafrodamus couldn't answer.

i'm listening.

 

[MachSchnell]

I was honestly unimpressed with Whafro's answer to my query, I feel it lacked originality. I'm interested to see how you do in the same circumstances.

 

[peterrabbit]

it's just like this. you know that saying...

behind every smoke'n hot babe, there's a guy that's tired of fucking her.

no? not clear? it means... the closer you are to it, the more difficult it is for one-self to recognize what it is that's in front of them.

still nothing? trash don't know they're trash. otherwise they wouldn't be trash.

 

[R-Mac06]

i got one for you.

if i were to take your job and have more success at it then you would you as a failure cease to exist?

 

[peterrabbit]

LMFAO

i can't type with tears in my eyes.

but here goes

 

[peterrabbit]

during my days as a master's student, i used to t.a. this class called geographic economics and human disability, a systematic spatial analysis of coherviant distribution of non-lineal dynamics. in that course was this super dumb vietnamese chick -- but of course, was super hot. perky tits, tight ass, the whole nine yards. long story short, she failed outta school and i never saw her again. she no longer exists. not in my life, and no one elses (that i'm aware of).

but the question is... will I cease to exist. of course not. i will live on in your memories forever.

well... at least when nick is jerking off to my mug.

 

[R-Mac06]

during my days as a master's student, i used to t.a. this class called geographic economics and human disability, a systematic spatial analysis of coherviant distribution of non-lineal dynamics. in that course was this super dumb vietnamese chick -- but of course, was super hot. perky tits, tight ass, the whole nine yards. long story short, she failed outta school and i never saw her again. she no longer exists. not in my life, and no one elses (that i'm aware of).

but the question is... will I cease to exist. of course not. i will live on in your memories forever.

well... at least when nick is jerking off to my mug.

do you think that this lovely specimen could have been a figment of your imagination? cause i have never seen a super hot viet with all of these features that you describe.

this could be due to the fact that the only asian i like is Sum Yung Ho.

 

[R-Mac06]

This is going to either get very interesting or very gay.... very quickly.

Proceed.

oh shit, well now that we have your permission i guess we shall.

 

[peterrabbit]

first of all... (LOL)... that "ho" chick you refer to is most likely korean.

and second. yes. hot vietnamese girls do exist. but you are right to be skeptical -- there are very few that i have met.

but no. she was very real.

i will try to find a pic.

and yes. i took pictures of all the hot students i taught.

 

[R-Mac06]

why korean are they............

ho-esk?

 

[peterrabbit]

hahaha. no.

sum yung ho is a korean name.

 

[R-Mac06]

LMFAO say the name slow and out loud.....

hahahahahaha. ill give you a min or two to reply with "wow i completely missed that the first time."

 

[Finnegan]

If I could score threads with negative stars this would get -5.

 

[R-Mac06]

its just me and peter joking around i dont think we were intending to get any approval from anyone on this forum. thanks for the $.02 though.

 

[R-Mac06]

He who sits on couch all day pees his pants.

and what are you doing?