OT merry christmas

[srbsta]

merry Christmas to all my orthodox brothers :happyanim: now time to eat my pig on spitt :biggrin:

 

[Capercat]

Enjoy!, BTW pigs are one of the few animals which eat their own feces. :biggrin:

 

[saad]

Which is why Jews and Muslims dont eat them

 

[Capercat]

Wow, they actually agree on something.

 

[saad]

They actually agree on a lot, and have historically lived in harmony, only in the last 60 years has there been disharmony I believe

 

[TimT]

who cares what pigs eat. They taste fantastic!

Also jews dont dig on swine because they dont chew cud.

 

[SleekY]

Sreken Bozik (Merrry Xmas) Nikola!..Parada 2nite?

 

[Chugga44]

who cares what pigs eat. They taste fantastic!

Also jews dont dig on swine because they dont chew cud.

i thought it had to do with their hooves?? or lack thereof...???

 

[Pharkus]

An American Jew visits China for the first time and enters a Chinese restuarant for a meal. Wondering if there are any Chinese Jews he calls the waiter over to ask him the question "I'm a Jew from American and was wondering, do you have any Chinese Jews in China?". The waiter responds "Ahhh sir, you wait moment for me, I ask manager."

After 5 minutes the waiter comes back and replys "No sir, we do not have Chinese Jews, but we do have orange jew or mountain dew."

 

[johno]

faeces is digested food matter, bacteria, and the lining of your bowel. horses eat their own shit and french people love eating cheval. So i guess the French are disgusting.

 

[TimT]

So i guess the French are disgusting.

well this is true :lol:

 

[TimT]

i thought it had to do with their hooves?? or lack thereof...???

Last i checked pigs had hooves!

 

[johno]

at some point everything you eat was either sitting in shit, eating shit, or covered in shit. Also remember you are putting your knob in or licking a hole that's half an inch away from shit. So deal with shit and enjoy everything nature has to offer.

 

[TimT]

at some point everything you eat was either sitting in shit, eating shit, or covered in shit. Also remember you are putting your knob in or licking a hole that's half an inch away from shit. So deal with shit and enjoy everything nature has to offer.

<insert inappropriate homosexual joke here>

hehe i said insert

 

[Hilton_K]

what if i'm bowling right arm unorthodox around the wicket from the cathedral end...is it christmas for me as well??