Lonnie Feeds the Seagulls

[KYGTIGuy]

 

[JDM713]

good lawwwd, dat's some burrrdss, gurrrl!

 

[Adamse7en]

Flockin 'round me and all my bread. Hahahahah!!

 

[XGC75]

somebody transcribe this!

 

[KYGTIGuy]

somebody transcribe this!

Dats a hunngry ass burd rite der, i tell ya

 

[greasyginzo]

what the fuck

 

[XGC75]

First half:

I don't know if chya'll can seeitor nat but dat's a buncha daamn biirds out der in dat muuud day all over da damn place I got me a little o sack a breead and dey a- see ma breead an Im gon see cant i [breath] throw dis breead up in dea aia and see if some a dem biirds see me ova hea I betchu dey wiill

Dey got good eyes I always herd a bird had reaal good eyes that could see justa bout any damn thaang

So I'ma bout'a throw em some breead out hea- [breath]

Uh-oh, goood loOOOord lookit Dat! Lookit dat da dem biirds dey done seen me comin' wit all ma food an evertang ova hea Look at em! Oh look at 'em! Good Looord dat's some biirds, guuurl! I aint tellin ya'll lookit these damn thangs flockin' round me an all ma breead! Honey can you see dem biirds an all comin up dernall? lookit dat oooo. Can you see at how many dem is? Dis is a flocks is of 'em nall idinknow whuta [breath] m-

 

[PRND[S]]

I say we all chip in and buy Lonnie a truckload of bread and send him back.

 

[Adamse7en]

I say we all chip in and buy Lonnie a truckload of bread and send him back.

I got $5 on it.

 

[XGC75]

Wait, it's a 'him'? My impression was a 'her' :laugh:

 

[PRND[S]]

Women aren't that dumb.