Lately I've been on the receiving end of some exceptionally weird road rage.
Two nights ago I was sitting at a stop light when a lady in a minivan pulls up. The van is all painted up with shoe polish to commemorate one of her brood graduating from high school. I look over to see her saying something to me, so I roll down the window and she is calling me a yuppie asshole and that my "little car" was offensive to her. She was obviously plowed, slurring and all. So I called her on it. I just said "wow, you are really drunk aren't you?" She was obviously stumped, she knew she was hammered and didn't want to admit it.
She tried chasing me for a while (slow speed chase..OJ style
), she saw me dialing my phone for the cops and was likely trying to talk me out of it. She would get out of her van at stoplights and try to run through the lines of stopped cars so she could get to me...but she was a tank-ass so she couldn't run fast enough to get to me before the light turned. It was hilarious. And I saw the cops pull her over eventually.