so on the night of June 14th, where were you?
I was at a party.
So it would be fair to say that many of these attendees saw you at this party
Yeah and there's definitely plenty of Instagram and Snapchat stories to prove that
This party you speak of, how would you describe it?
The party was ... positively Pushin P
Translation: The party was awesome
That's cap your honor it's giving leading questions
Translation: Objection, your honor, she's asking leading questions
Take several seats, Mr Simpson, you'll have your chance to clap back
Translation: Overruled, you'll have your chance to question the witness later
This ain't it chief
So the night your girlfriend went missing, you were hosting a positively pushin, P bustin party
Translation: So the night your girlfriend went missing, you were hosting an awesome party
Periodt
Translation: That's right
Periodt
Translation: No further questions, your honor
Mr Simpson, POV when it's your turn to clap back
Translation: Mr Simpson, you may question to witness now
I just have one problem with Mr Jennings' statement here.
You see, Mr Jennings, when under oath, less than a month ago, you said that the party was ... straight up choogy
Translation: [...] you said that the party was bad.
Cap
Translation: That's a lie
You're just the CEO of lying on the stand
Translation: You're just a liar
Naw, fam
Translation: No I'm not
So then this party can't hold the cell?
Translation: So ... I'm wrong?
On god?
Translation: Are you being serious?
Deadass
Translation: Very serious.
Objection, your honor, stop pressing my boy
Translation: Objection your honor, he's being aggressive to my client
You're being a bit cringe, sis
Translation: Overruled, you're wrong here
Zaddy!
Translation: Oh come on, your honor!
Clearly you understood the assignment
Translation: You did a great job, Mr Simpson.
It's high-key big facts
Translation: It's obviously very true
It's a little bit salty
Translation: It's pretty suspicious
Wig!
Translation: That's crazy!
Now, Mr Jennings, would you agree that you have drip?
Translation: Would you agree that you're cool?
That feeling when you done glowed up?
Translation: That you're damn fine?
That's faaacts?
Translation: Yeeees?
Well, Mr Jennings, I'm just curious, and, ladies and gentlemen, please don't let this flop.
Translation: Please take this seriously
He's giving main character energy
Translation: He's doing really well here
Mister Jennings, why d'you switch up?
Translation: Why did you leave the party?
I didn't switch up.
Translation: I didn't leave.
That's cap and you know it!
Translation: That's a lie and you know it!
I'm a whole-ass mood!
Translation: I'm an amazing dude!
Go off, King!
Translation: Continue, you're awesome
This is sending me --
Mister Simpson --
Big Yikes
You're getting extra
Translation: this is starting to become too much
Because I was at this party, and when you arrived, you were shook, you were tossing shade all over the place
Translation: You were in a bad mood, you were annoying everyone
Within minutes, you yeeted right out of that party, ya-yeet, ya-yeet!
Translation: You left the party!
He's a snack!
Translation: I like him a lot!
Cap, I don't even know how to yeet!
Translation: That's not true, I don't even know how to leave parties.
Your honor, tell me he's badgering my client without telling me he's badgering my client!
Translation: Objection, your honor, he's badgering my client!
Overruled!
Bet!
Translation: That's right!
Need the tea, sis!
Translation: We need this information.
I was hosting the party!
You were ... until you weren't
I'm weak, bro!
Translation: This is insane, bro!
You .. are sus!
Translation: I believe you guilty!
Your honor, you're seriously going to let this cap go on in your court!
Translation: [...] let this mess go on [...]
Skrt, Skrt, get to the point!
Translation: Come on, get to the point!
See Mister Jennings left the party early, I'm not capping!
Translation: See Mr Jennings left the party early, I'm not lying
Is this on god?
Translation: Is he being serious?
It's always on god.
Sheeeeesh!
See, the party was his alibi
I'm snatched!
Translation: I'm completely blown away by this.
Ok, boomer, and?
Translation: Ok, sure, and?
This young man is not the main character y'all think he is?
Translation: ... not as cool as y'all think he is.
I can't even!
Translation: Unbelievable!
The main character was Elyssa Johnson
Translation: Who was cool was Elyssa Johnson
He's about to go off
Who Mr Jennings murdered in cold blood when he left this party.
I'm sorry, your honor, I can't cap anymore!
Translation: I can't lie anymore!
Okay I am sus!
Translation: I am guilty!
All y'all extra!
Translation: ORDER! ORDERRRR!!!
POV your girlfriend didn't like your drip so you choked her to death in the driveway!
Translation: My girlfriend didn't like me so I ...
God, I'm sus, I'm sus... I've been sus!
Translation: I'm guilty, I'm guilty, I've been guilty
You big messed up son.
Translation: You made a big mistake
It's the spending life behind bars for me!
Translation: You're gonna spend your life behind bars!
