07' FSI won't start! Tons of codes, please help!

[Marccc]

My 07' WILL NOT start, it will try and turn over but just refuses to start! I'm to my wit's end and am so very close to giving up on it and getting rid of the headache. I ran my obdeleven and got a grip of codes which I am attaching screenshots of. If anyone can PLEASE help me get this better figured out so I can resurrect the Nazi bitch and keep her like I would prefer to do over anything!

 

[GTI's]

How is your battery &n charging system?? What the voltage for battery at rest? Needs to be 12.6+ for a full charge. I would clear all code and try to start car and then rescan and see what comes back.

 

[MagicMK]

Well, first of all, it really helps to provide more than just your vehicle mfr year when you ask a question like this. How long have you owned? How many miles? Maintenance info on known high mileage issues such as can follower, timing belt, HPFP and Low Pressure fuel sensors, etc, etc.

The above said, you have an "implausible signal" on your key/ignition. Did you recently have a dead battery, change batteries in keys, etc? I noticed you have door lock issues... if your MK5 thinks the doors are still locked and you try to start ignition, that MAY cause a problem as well, but I'm thinking these electrical issues are likely connected.

 

[Chumeta]

¿Cómo es el sistema de carga de su batería? ¿Cuál es el voltaje de la batería en reposo? Debe ser 12.6+ para una carga completa. Limpiaría todo el código e intentaría arrancar el coche y luego volvería a escanear y vería lo que regresaba.

I think exactly the same. I think the first thing you should check is the battery. Many codes tend to come out when it fails.

 

[MagicMK]

How is your battery &n charging system?? What the voltage for battery at rest? Needs to be 12.6+ for a full charge. I would clear all code and try to start car and then rescan and see what comes back.

That would be amazing if it were that simple... I'm guessing it's not, but it would be nice when somebody posts a request for help in the forum with an exclamation point.. people like you are nice enough to take the time to respond, and then...... nothing! I've posted a few requests on here, but I've always made sure to follow up and even add the details when I solve the problem so that somebody else might be able to use my thread to solve their own similar problem. This forum has been immensely helpful in the past on certain issues, but, again, it's bad form to post an urgent request for assistance and then to not reply to forum members offering FREE (and often expert) assistance.