CSB3: Forum Boomers Attempt To Decipher Gen Z Mad Libs

[riceburner]

epic

 

[riceburner]

"ok boss this was sold for 26k a few years ago and has alot more miles and some damag----"
---*sniiiiiiiiiffff* "OKAY 26K LIST IT LIST IT LIST IT!!"

CSB3: Dealers Slapping Prices On Used GTIs To Support Coke Habits​

 

[dtfd]

It's got konis, adjustable springs, rsb, camber plates, offset bushings, macan calipers and the mishimoto IC and it's TD1.

How on earth could they CPO that?

You left all of that on the car?

 

[mrmatto]

I just submitted an inquiry. I'm gonna test them.

Alright the salesman was pretty honest. “As nice as you kept yours, you wouldn’t like the white one that came through. It’s been used for sure.”

Boom, roasted @GTIfan99

 

[messrock]

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I mean, it was never reported, soooooo…

 

[GTIfan99]

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There was no accidents or damage reported to carfax. No cap fr from on God.

 

[GTIfan99]

Alright the salesman was pretty honest. “As nice as you kept yours, you wouldn’t like the white one that came through. It’s been used for sure.”

Boom, roasted @GTIfan99

They said they were going to replace the bumper cover and right front wheel liner. How can you CPO a car missing pieces? So nuts.

 

[aspro_gti]

No cap fr from on God.

Lol
Try: "No kizzy" next time

 

[GTIfan99]

You left all of that on the car?

And a brand new set of RE71RS's.

Do you know how much work it would be to go back to stock? I bought a new car to avoid having to fix that one.

FFS, why would I put that much work into it to go back to stock?

Wrenching is only fun if when ruining, I mean modding a car, not when fixing or going back to stock. F that noise.

 

[jay745]

I feel like a dealer could get in trouble selling a car with re71r tires

 

[mrmatto]

Too much traction

 

[GTIfan99]

I think the more important question @GTIfan99, is did you leave a nice note for the next owner in the glovebox??

No, if I wanted to continue to deal with that car, I would have kept it.

Seriously though, oil changed ever 5k, it's got 30k miles. Big IC, New suspension bushings and it's setup really well. Current STH season championship car with brand new RE71RS's.

For the right buyer at a lower price, it's an amazing deal.

But CPO? GTFO

 

[GTIfan99]

I feel like a dealer could get in trouble selling a car with re71r tires

They're DOT. Why would that be an issue?

Subaru used to sell the STI with RE070's. 140 TW.

 

[Acadia18]

I feel like a dealer could get in trouble selling a car with re71r tires

Dealers up here will let you drive off a lot during a blizzard in February with summers on a new car.

 

[GTIfan99]

Dealers up here will let you drive off a lot during a blizzard in February with summers on a new car.

It's 80 deg in FL already, they'll live.