CSB Thread: Mud Getting Desperate At End Of Threads Life

[oddspyke]

Alright one more question then I'm dropping the poo talk for good. You sitters, do you not look at the paper to see if it's good or just fuck it good enough? My fiance showed me a TikTok of women complaining about washing men's shit stained underwear after I told her about this conversation. Do you find yourself having shit stains in your underwear? Do you find yourself questioning why while at the same time thinking it's normal? It's not.

I feel like you must really just not understand the mechanics of it. There's nothing about sitting that precludes a visual check... and no, I do not have stained underwear.

 

[Phur]

Is Phur your last name?!

Short for Christopher.

 

[jimlloyd40]

I feel like you must really just not understand the mechanics of it. There's nothing about sitting that precludes a visual check... and no, I do not have stained underwear.

But do you wear underwear?

 

[riceburner]

Yes jay, its easy to check - again, stessing if you scoot back, spead the legs and go in from under the ganglia

When i change my boxers once a week or so they are stain free

 

[oddspyke]

But do you wear underwear?

I don't want to crush your fantasies or anything, but yes.

 

[jimlloyd40]

Yes jay, its easy to check - again, stessing if you scoot back, spead the legs and go in from under the ganglia

When i change my boxers once a week or so they are stain free

You change your boxers once a week or so? Are you rationing water.

 

[uglybastard]

Alright one more question then I'm dropping the poo talk for good. You sitters, do you not look at the paper to see if it's good or just fuck it good enough? My fiance showed me a TikTok of women complaining about washing men's shit stained underwear after I told her about this conversation. Do you find yourself having shit stains in your underwear? Do you find yourself questioning why while at the same time thinking it's normal? It's not.

Wipe, grab more, wipe, grab more, wipe and check

 

[jimlloyd40]

I don't want to crush your fantasies or anything, but yes.

Promise no fantasies.

 

[jay745]

Yes jay, its easy to check - again, stessing if you scoot back, spead the legs and go in from under the ganglia

When i change my boxers once a week or so they are stain free

So you stick your hand in the shitty toilet only to remove it, look at it, and stick it back in? That shitty tp never grazes your ass while you're putting it back in? Don't lie

Again, better mousetrap is out there. It's my curse, I design better business processes for work, 90% of the time met with resistance from boomers who don't like to realize they're wrong

 

[uglybastard]

I had an adult mentor tell me about his experience in the marines. They started calling their standard issue underwear "28 day shorts" because they would wear them for a week straight, then flip them inside out for a week, then backwards for a week, than inside out and backwards for a week. Imagine the shit stains

 

[jimlloyd40]

How about everybody fast for a week so nobody has to shit and we can talk about something else.

 

[sterkrazzy]

We're gonna need some plugs.

 

[uglybastard]

How about everybody fast for a week so nobody has to shit and we can talk about something else.

A shit free CSB? Well never catch the post count of the cesspool that way

 

[jimlloyd40]

A shit free CSB? Well never catch the post count of the cesspool that way

If you're talking about the Scamdemic thread you'll never catch it anyway.

 

[Corprin]

Alright one more question then I'm dropping the poo talk for good. You sitters, do you not look at the paper to see if it's good or just fuck it good enough? My fiance showed me a TikTok of women complaining about washing men's shit stained underwear after I told her about this conversation. Do you find yourself having shit stains in your underwear? Do you find yourself questioning why while at the same time thinking it's normal? It's not.

I think the “look for clean” folks are the same who clean the rim before putting the seat down.

that’s just courtesy.