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[Strange Mud]

Riceburner is now an ivory tower elitist.

edit: added cause even though it's April Fools day smilies are expected


sad to say I was proud that I spelled elitist correctly.

 

[brat_burner]

Nope, that's her story. Neighbors heard her beating on the door.

And did either of you shoot each other, or did you figure it out in about 2 seconds and have a good laugh?

Lmao, you literally dispute everything.

Anyone: Nice car gtifan, I like the white paint job.

Gtifan: Nope, it's actually called Pure White you dumb potato.

I spared him, he was trying to wake up his buddy for school or something. I just waited until he figured out he was in the wrong fkn place and left lol.

 

[IanCH]

If I owned 4 Audi's and now I chose to drive a GTI what does that make me?

 

[JC_451]

One time I was sitting on my couch and some dude walked into my place(at like 2pm) He was super suprised to see me.

He's like:
"This must be the wrong apartment.."

I'm like:
"No shit, bro."

Got a laugh out of it at least, and I learned the condo layout is confusing to visitors so I started locking the door even during the day when at home.

 

[JC_451]

If I owned 4 Audi's and now I chose to drive a GTI what does that make me?

Enlightened?

 

[Corprin]

If I owned 4 Audi's and now I chose to drive a GTI what does that make me?

Don’t feel bad, I’ve driven plenty of boujie cars/suvs, but the GTI is just more fun, and I appreciate the reduced pomp and circumstance.

 

[brat_burner]

If I owned 4 Audi's and now I chose to drive a GTI what does that make me?

A VAG lover?

 

[anotero]

Lmao, you literally dispute everything.

Anyone: Nice car gtifan, I like the white paint job.

Gtifan: Nope, it's actually called Pure White you dumb potato.

I spared him, he was trying to wake up his buddy for school or something. I just waited until he figured out he was in the wrong fkn place and left lol.

Am I racist for driving a Pure White VW?

 

[anotero]

A VAG lover?

Based on how butthurt he is, he may not be a VAG lover... jussayin'.

 

[uglybastard]

You think it's mayo...

What is that, hair gel?

 

[anotero]

What is that, hair gel?

I highly doubt it.

 

[brat_burner]

Am I racist for driving a Pure White VW?

Yes, of course.

 

[anotero]

Yes, of course.

Can I atone by wrapping it in black or brown? (Don't care about yellow since local antiracists seem to be fixated on black/brown and don't care much for Asians.)

 

[JC_451]

Dude.

 

[uglybastard]

If I owned 4 Audi's and now I chose to drive a GTI what does that make me?

A glutton for overengineered things