Recent content by bentin

You need to mow your couch.

Yeah, some British twit designed my Beagle all wrong for the Texas summer. She spends most of her walks rolling to keep the white bits towards the giant fireball.

Aha, Wrexham's origin story.

International Asshat Smurf Impact Politik?

Dafuq is up with that water line? Do you water your shoes?

My dog, actively f’ing up my furniture. .

We have a fat, destructive, asshole of a cat. He loves our dog, she tries to eat him.

It’s slow, we can call each other names. I may start running her food through this TPC20 on my work bench just to start some ish up in here.

Huh? I meant a disservice to her in terms of some arbitrary obedience that she's missing out on by being allowed on the couch. She's currently there while I'm sitting at the table behind her. She wins this round. I'm okay with that. I own a vacuum, I can clean a couch. I honestly don't...

I crated our current dog and kept her off the couch for the first two and a half years, but then we had a three month preemie who needed feedings every three hours and that caused all dog issues to go out the window in a hurry. I don't think I'd bother with the next one, she doesn't hurt...

They're not idiots, they know when to go. Mine also hates the sound of me coughing, so if she's not getting the hint, I just do a few fake coughs and she'll jump off the bed and get in her bed on the floor.

We've tried Succession numerous times, I think we're on the sixth episode. I just don't care. They're great actors, there's good writing, but I couldn't tell you what the story is, I don't feel like there's a point. It's rich people being rich people. Is that it? Barry fell on its face this...

Honey, I know you wanted a 911, but I found you a Corolla instead!

Yeah, but up until last season, it had been nearly perfect. Nothing wrong with Ted, but FAM is more impressive to my peepers. Shrinking has also been excellent, same crew as Ted and seems like it may have taken some of their focus off of the older show. Apple TV is one of the better deals for...

And For All Mankind is 832.16x better than Ted.