CSB3: Forum Boomers Attempt To Decipher Gen Z Mad Libs

[Acadia18]

@mrmatto's new avatar creeps me out.

 

[GTIfan99]

Speaking of old guy medicine, just read another study suggests Viagra use is associated with a significantly reduced risk of Alzheimer’s, so

But, ED is a significant indicator of cardiovascular disease, so you just die before getting Alzheimers?

I'm down with boner pills for all, though.

 

[dtfd]

Y'all need to stop popping so many drugs and just drink a whole bottle of wine at dinner like normal people.

 

[Acadia18]

Y'all need to stop popping so many drugs and just drink a whole bottle of wine at dinner like normal people.

 

[Nineeightyone]

sounds like im about to walk around fully torqued up for the hell of it now all the time

just don't forget the +180°

Y'all need to stop popping so many drugs and just drink a whole bottle of wine at dinner like normal people.

drink half the bottle, top off with energy drink, rinse repeat. EZPZ cheat code for staying up to party despite being old

 

[mrmatto]

sounds like im about to walk around fully torqued up for the hell of it now all the time

boners out for brain health, bubba

 

[riceburner]

CSB3: Man Breaks Record And "Only Loses $2000" By Selling To Dealer And Not Privately​

 

[riceburner]

CSB3: Each Time You Light Your Lighter Your Lighter Gets Lighter Until The Lighter Gets So Light It Wont Light Anymore​

 

[Nineeightyone]

I think the sleep deprivation has already taken @riceburner from us

 

[riceburner]

just changed my first shitty diaper. loads of fun! shes a week old already, flew by!

 

[Acadia18]

CSB3: Each Time You Light Your Lighter Your Lighter Gets Lighter Until The Lighter Gets So Light It Wont Light Anymore​

That's not true, actually. Lighter fluid weighs less than oxygen, so it gets heavier as it's spent.

Why do you think it's called "lighter" fluid?

(I made that all up, but it sounds scientific)

 

[Acadia18]

just changed my first shitty diaper. loads of fun! shes a week old already, flew by!

Took you a week to do that? Dads these days...

 

[Saabingti]

Took you a week to do that? Dads these days...

Man's gonna "go out to pick up milk" when his daughter is 12 instead of 2

 

[riceburner]

its nuts, she crapped like 3x between day 1 & 2, and nurses happened to be right there to do it. then she went a solid 3-4 day span of pissing only. yesterday she pooped but i was out picking up meds for the wife. finally the wheel landed on me this morning.

 

[messrock]

But, ED is a significant indicator of cardiovascular disease, so you just die before getting Alzheimers?

I'm down with boner pills for all, though.

Die before Alzheimer’s sounds like the move to me, NGL