We should just randomly have a "Typical APR Conspiracy Thread" every month and have a computer controlled group of users post in it so people will just think the horse was dead and beaten already.
First post : Compelling information that displays APR shitty nature about one of their hundreds of products.
Second post: Disbelief and crowd boo'ing. How could they do that!?
Third post: Arin saying something that basically admits it happened, but it's somehow not APR's fault.
Chaos after: Completely off topic discussions about other stuff not even related to the first post like OBD2 flashing, big dick pills, Arin's attitude, copy cat parts, etc.
And finally: Spiderman pictures and Bill Cosby grope pics.
If we could just automate that process, we'd save everyone a lot of time.