GOLFMKV CONFESSIONAL

[clutch fool]

holy **** you all are losers. i woke up at my normal time (5 am) and went for a 3 mile run. Got back home and drank a protein shake while watching the news. Hopped online to see how many bitches sent me nudes. The ones that were 10s got a callback. Lined up the one that I figured would put out tonight. Went food shopping for the week so I can cook all my meals on Sunday so I dont have to cook all week. Went to the park to catch some rays and scope out more ass. Now im getting ready to go pick up the 10 and get some ass. Typical day in the life of me

today i fapped twice while my dog watched.

 

[biggee72]

i took imodium last night rather than going out and buying toilet paper.

First time I laughed all day..

 

[clutch fool]

First time I laughed all day..

true story bro:biggrin:

 

[TwentyonePSI]

I don't understand why people quote spammers/trolls.

 

[sbghms]

I roll back a bit in my car when I come to a stop on an incline so people know I'm driving the man transmission.

 

[Rajini98]

i dislike 20% of the people i associate myself with and they all think i legitimately like them

 

[mkvtg37]

i dislike 20% of the people i associate myself with and they all think i legitimately like them

this.

 

[TwentyonePSI]

I roll back a bit in my car when I come to a stop on an incline so people know I'm driving the man transmission.

I just do it to fuck with the 'bro' trucks when they're behind me.

 

[lawn mower]

I eat ovaltine straight out of the jar.

 

[TwentyonePSI]

I eat ovaltine straight out of the jar.

What's weird about that?

 

[Bfreiman]

What's weird about that?

Nothing, he's just confessing ; )

We're all right there with you--spoon and Ovaltine jar in hand.

 

[stickies]

I have no idea what I'm doing on here, this isn't anything like the tex or korps

 

[mkvtg37]

I have no idea what I'm doing on here, this isn't anything like the tex or korps

you can leave if you want :iono:

 

[FaLLeNAn9eL]

speaking of crying at movies, i cried during the pokemon movie.

I cried during the Pokemon movie as well. Especially at the end where the 2 Pikachus were slapping each other.

 

[utekineir]

i've been awake about 4 hours and can't remember how many times i've jerked off today.