Alright. Some more rambling and where I'm at.
I got the Accessport for $425 shipped. The kid was able to follow up showing it's indeed DSG enable and uninstalled from the vehicle, as the original post just had pics of the unit itself.
Serial number in the info pic matches the sticker on the unit. Was fine taking PayPal Goods & Services, and his PayPal address matched his FB profile name. So I feel safe taking the chance.
CSB: He actually had a "HARD R" vanity plate
He sent me a video of his R that got totaled. Built engine and transmission, CTS Boss 700 Turbo, the works.
So right now, I'm at $642 for the downpipe, $425 for the Accessport, and would be $350 for EQT ECU\TCU tunes (it's what I know and am comfortable using). So all in, ~$1,400 to go Stage 2 on a whim that
@Salami inadvertently planted in my head...
Which will be all fine and dandy if this downpipe arrives tomorrow, I stick my borescope in it, and the cat checks out. But, I'm still not expecting it to. I'm fully expecting to see a 200cpsi cat. And at that point, it will shut down this entire thing. Because if it has a 200cpsi cat, I'm not going to put it on my car. From there, the only option for me would be the $2,200 Unitronic downpipe, and that would more than double my impromptu spending. Don't really feel like doing that.
CSB2: While I was waiting for the guy to get back to me with pics showing the Accessport was uninstalled, someone else listed an unmarried DSG Accessport for $250 in one of the groups.
Yeah, I'm not that dumb (sometimes).
Every red flag of a scammer. Item priced way below market value. PayPal name different from FB profile name. Requesting Friends & Family payment. I just posted a "Buyer Beware" message on their listing, and blocked them.