Lights - weird electrical problem

ello everybody.
My golf mk5 has displayed a typical VW problem. And it seems a bitch to diagnose. Three days ago while driving home I got a warning that front bumper orange light was out and also tailgate brake light was out. I thought - weird both light to go out at the same time. Well to make the story short as of now the following are not working.
- Front left blinker
- Rear right blinker
- Left and tailgate brake lights
- Front right head light except for DLR
- Rear left right.

This is absolutely insane. I just check the ground at the front right and it is fine. Also swapped light bulbs for blinkers and they are fine. Also checked all the fuses. I really don't want to take the car to the dealership.

Scan this car with Vcds or equivalent and post up the complete error codes(auto scan). What is the year and engine size of the car so people can know what you are working on. May have a module acting up.