Locked up my brakes because a deer ran out in the road, road curved right, i went straight and took out a tree. No other cars were involved and it was in the middle of the night. Ended up getting $400 ticket for wrecking on the left ride of the road and not the right. Cop flat out told me if i hadnt crossed the yellow line I wouldnt have gotten a ticket. I was like you bitch.. Then he tried telling me he didnt believe me because hed lived on that road for 20 years and never seen a deer. Mind you.. this was a 2 lane road through country side Missouri.. hell there was a deer farm like 5 miles down the road.
Never been to jail though. Thatd be bad. I have a Top Secret Clearance.. itd go bye bye.