I have no sympathy for the "slowness" of your Jetta. I drive a legitimately slow TDi. But it's red and looks like a GTI/R to all the folks on the road trying to race whatever they see. I don't race anyone, but
would always lose if I did.
Every so often at a red light I decide to see if I can "stay with" some sort of small cross-over. This is assuming I see a driver that is going to smash the gas on green... you know the type, dumb look in their eyes, typical (non)defensive driver who assumes the road will be clear forever, despite the blind corner just ahead of them and the folks trying not to lose a door/life trying to get into their parallel parked cars outside of silly Los Angeles homes with no driveways.
Now when I "stay with" I really mean that. I'm not trying to race them, and they are not trying to race me (assuming they even see me out of the corner of their eye while texting). But I'll tell you what, I normally can't keep up with these people in my TDi... which
is tuned. I'll tell you what else, IDGAF(oot) about it
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