The Nugget Chronicles: A Tale of Multiple Dongs in One Chick

[nuggstein]

in england they call penisheads "blends".

have fun!!

ya i mean

i am not attracted to her really that much.

but when she is not sick anymore we will bang. i could've banged the other night but when we started talking i told her i wasn't like that, and she's like you told me you weren't like that, and i was like i'm not. so banging didn't occur. but now she's sick so we can't bang.

how do i get her to bang when she has a cold?

 

[Tk_mkv1]

ya i mean

i am not attracted to her really that much.

but when she is not sick anymore we will bang. i could've banged the other night but when we started talking i told her i wasn't like that, and she's like you told me you weren't like that, and i was like i'm not. so banging didn't occur. but now she's sick so we can't bang.

how do i get her to bang when she has a cold?

I didnt mean it that way just in a regular way and im aware she has a cold.

 

[trev1342]

Hi.

 

[graveshb]

I think I'm going to title it "Thoughts."

Horrible day at work today.

Sounds good man, just make sure you send it.

u guys are all penisheads

penisland.net

watever. going to watch moviez with college girl.


haha

I'm not a penishead, am I ):

You need to swim in the poon, brah.

FTFY

ya i mean

i am not attracted to her really that much.

but when she is not sick anymore we will bang. i could've banged the other night but when we started talking i told her i wasn't like that, and she's like you told me you weren't like that, and i was like i'm not. so banging didn't occur. but now she's sick so we can't bang.

how do i get her to bang when she has a cold?

Calm down man, you don't want to get sick over a few days without sechs right? Just be nice and wait till she gets better, then FHRITP


























































and ass...

 

[thedude4bides]

u guys are all penisheads

penisland.net

This made me lol

 

[thegave]

in england they call penisheads "blends".

have fun!!

I think you mean "bell-end".

Nasal congestion = more gaggage. Just sayin'. Just offer to scratch that itch in the back of her throat.

 

[Tk_mkv1]

I think you mean "bell-end".

Nasal congestion = more gaggage. Just sayin'. Just offer to scratch that itch in the back of her throat.

I did meant bellend, stupid macbook autocorrecting me...

 

[dubbinit2]

Ass play is a huge part of a successful marriage.

I've been drinking Jack Daniels neat by the fire all night.

Random.


Nugg. Fuck dat bitch yo.

 

[nuggstein]

i'm back

 

[graveshb]

Ass play is a huge part of a successful marriage.

I've been drinking Jack Daniels neat by the fire all night.

Random.


Nugg. Fuck dat bitch yo.

This guy gets it.

i'm back

You did send the fucking email right?

 

[razr390]

This guy gets it.



You did send the fucking email right?

this'th

 

[mk6medic]

ya i mean

i am not attracted to her really that much.

but when she is not sick anymore we will bang. i could've banged the other night but when we started talking i told her i wasn't like that, and she's like you told me you weren't like that, and i was like i'm not. so banging didn't occur. but now she's sick so we can't bang.

how do i get her to bang when she has a cold?

Um... show her the peen.

 

[graveshb]

Um... show her the peen.

NEEK has a point, just whip it out...

 

[shdwblugti]

u guys are all penisheads

penisland.net

watever. going to watch moviez with college girl.


haha

Read that as portishead . . Flash back to the 90s

 

[Zillon]

Sex releases endorphins which helps minimize pain, heightens pleasure, and the physical activity will clear her sinuses.

#science