What kind of puppy is Big Stupid? Afghan Hound (stupidest dog in the world #79)? Pansy, my sweet little Papillon (#8 ), is convinced her name is Killer because she snatches flies out of midair.Actually nah. Was having a thunderstorm thanks to Tropical Storm Elsa, and the puppy, nicknamed "Big Stupid" (to counter the senior 8lb Chihuahua "Little Stupid") wouldn't settle down. So I was up for a bit in the middle of the night.