A gay guy goes to his doctor for his annual wellness check up. Doc says he loooks fine and does he have any questions. Gay guy says I would love to have luxurious chest hairs like my partner. Doc says, no problem. Just rub Vaseline in your chest at night before you go to sleep. Gay guy says, “That’s it?”, doc says yep.
Guy goes home, he and his buddy are laying in bed getting ready to go to sleep and he starts rubbing Vaseline all over his chest, his buddy says, “What the hell are you doing?”
He tells his buddy the doc said it would grow hair, his buddy says, “You damn idiot, if Vaseline grew hair you would have a ponytail growing out your asshole”!