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Terrible, horrible, no good, very bad joke thread

MonkeyMD

Autocross Champion
I will never get that time back... which is no joke!


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So I should NOT finish reading that?
 

-Dutch-

Drag Race Newbie
Location
RI
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says Dam!
 

swcrow

Autocross Champion
Location
Virginia
Car(s)
7.5 GTI
knock knock
































who's there?


























smell mop


























smell mop who?


:D
 

GTIdre1

Ready to race!
Location
Vegas
What is a Pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

(most people say "R")

Noooo.. Tis the "C" they love!!! (you have to say it with a fist pump)
 

Beelz

Passed Driver's Ed
Location
NY
Two whales walk into a bar.

The first one says ""WOOOOOOWWWWWWWOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEE WWOWOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOO"

The second says "What the hell is wrong with you Frank"
 

Sumfuncomet

Go Kart Newbie
Location
Severomorsk, Russia
Car(s)
2018 Mercedes E63 S
A gay guy goes to his doctor for his annual wellness check up. Doc says he loooks fine and does he have any questions. Gay guy says I would love to have luxurious chest hairs like my partner. Doc says, no problem. Just rub Vaseline in your chest at night before you go to sleep. Gay guy says, “That’s it?”, doc says yep.
Guy goes home, he and his buddy are laying in bed getting ready to go to sleep and he starts rubbing Vaseline all over his chest, his buddy says, “What the hell are you doing?”
He tells his buddy the doc said it would grow hair, his buddy says, “You damn idiot, if Vaseline grew hair you would have a ponytail growing out your asshole”!
 

shortyb

Autocross Newbie
Location
Upstate SC
Car(s)
Felon Taxi,Dad Wagon
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?



Russell
 

shortyb

Autocross Newbie
Location
Upstate SC
Car(s)
Felon Taxi,Dad Wagon
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs at your doorstep?



Matt
 

shortyb

Autocross Newbie
Location
Upstate SC
Car(s)
Felon Taxi,Dad Wagon
What you call a guy with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?



Skip
 

shortyb

Autocross Newbie
Location
Upstate SC
Car(s)
Felon Taxi,Dad Wagon
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs at the bottom of a hole?



Phil
 
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