Laughed out loud.a guys walks into bar with a bag, he puts the bag on the bar and takes out a small piano and a 1ft tall guy. the guy starts playiing the piano
the bartender asks where he got the little guy. "from the genie in the bottle" he says and pulls out a genies latern out of the bag.
The bartender asks if he can rub the lamp and make a wish and the guy agrees.
the bartender rubs the lamp and all of a sudden the bar fills up with a million ducks..
The bartender asks whats up with that. " i wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks" he says
The guy responds , " Do you think i wished for a 12 inch pianist?"