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jimlloyd40

Autocross Champion
Location
Phoenix
Car(s)
2018 SE DSG
I saw this and thought that I would post it to add some humor in these dire times. This is one woman's daily diary about her 14 day quarantine.

Day 1. I can do this! Got enough food and wine to last a month.
Day 2 Opening my 8th bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies might not last.
Day 3. Strawberries. Some have 210 seeds and some have 235 seeds. Who knew?
Day 4. 8:00 PM. Removed my daytime pajamas and put on my night pajamas.
Day 5. Today I tried to make hand sanitizer. It came out as jello shots.
Day 6. I get to take the garbage out. I'm so excited I can't decide what to wear.
Day 7. Laughing way too much at my own jokes.
Day 8. I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight I'm getting dressed up and go bar hopping.
Day 9. Struck up a conversation with a spider. Seems nice. He's a web designer.
Day 10. Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said "what the hell do you want now".
Day 11. I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I just barked at a squirrel.
Day 12. If you keep a glass of wine in each hand you can't accidentally touch your face.
Day 13. Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the blue jays 3-1.
Day 14. Anybody else feel like they've cooked dinner about 395 times this month?
 

Phur

Autocross Champion
Location
IN
Car(s)
2013 VW GTI Autobahn
I saw this last night...
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