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[The Fed]

Scroll down to Source: Viralhog and click on it.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/ent...g-to-tow-it/ar-BB1c0Z9p?ocid=msedgdhp#image=1

 

[Thumper]

I once had a Hyundai Sonata come into the shop after doing some light offroading and getting stuck. Yeah, no idea what they were thinking, undercarriage was packed with mud. But the interesting part was that the rear floor pan was peeled and ripped like someone took a can opener to it. Evidently one of their buddies tried to pull it free by hooking onto the shipping tie down strap ring on the floor.

I'm running out of Jeff Foxworthy signs to give to people, handing them out like hotcakes.