Official Chat up lines thread

[James G]

Ok, title states...

give us your best...

can include directions for actions to accompany the lines aswell...

such as:

Walk up to girls

you "are you girls nurses?"
Girls "why?"
you - {give the gun show} "because i'v got two cannons here, and they could go off at any minuite."

Obviously these arn't serious... but you can tell us if they have worked before :wink:

 

[James G]

My entry, just thought of it...

your friend "is your last name wood?"
girl "no, why?"
your friend {points to you} " because my friend says he wants to nail you..."

 

[GTIxpinay]

my two favorite...

me "how much does a polar bear weigh?"
her "i don't know, how much?"
me "enough to break the ice, how you doin?"


me "girl you'd look soo much better if you lost about 3 pounds."
her "wtf?!"
me "i'm guessing that's how much your clothes weigh"

 

[MoB$TER]

my two favorite...

me "how much does a polar bear weigh?"
her "i don't know, how much?"
me "enough to break the ice, how you doin?"


me "girl you'd look soo much better if you lost about 3 pounds."
her "wtf?!"
me "i'm guessing that's how much your clothes weigh"

:biggrin: Nice one!!

 

[bennylenny88]

"excuse me is your name doris?"
"no.. its *girls name*"
"ohh thats a nice name
you got a boyfriend you?"

 

[BurninRubber]

"is that a keg in your pants?"

"cuz i'd like to tap that ass"