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Mark Zuckerberg drives a GTI!

McQueen77

Banned
Location
Not Kentucky


Am not harsh...

She's a bummer. He drives a gti? That's absurd. It's a cute little story but the reality is that that guy is rolling via a car service 99% of the time, not driving to Facebook headquarters in his 6 speed Yaris.
 
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Bender1

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Location
Doylestown, PA
Keep in mind, he's rich because he is a geeky computer smart nerd behind all that money. Probably doesnt want a chick that puts on makeup for 2 hours, would rather play chess with them or do computer programming stuff.

THIS plus if I am suddenly rich the last thing I do is hook up with someone new. You go with someone that you know isn't a gold digger.
 

maxtdi

Go Kart Champion
Location
Nor-Cal
THIS plus if I am suddenly rich the last thing I do is hook up with someone new. You go with someone that you know isn't a gold digger.

 

trev1342

Go Kart Champion
Location
Long Island, NY
That is surprising that he didn't get the R model? Guess he prefers the slightly higher MPG?? At least when his warranty ends he can still afford to take it to the dealer for repairs, rofl.

Okay are Mk6's really that unreliable? :iono:
 

DUBPL8

Go Kart Champion
Location
DFW
Didn't know max dates supermodels now :rolleyes:
 

DarkCloak

Banned
Location
California
wait, Plac is Mark Zuckerberg? ... makes sense now.

Pretty obvious after all:

1. The both live in the Bay area.
2. Everyone always wondered how Plac got money for his continuous parts . Five different downpipes? He paid like three grand to go through downpipes. For that price he could have purchased a carbon fiber downpipe. Money to burn. Answer now obvious.
3. His youtube videos do not show his face. Or it may be a hired actor.

Obvious Zuckerberg recognizes that the GTI is indeed the worlds best value car in existence.
 

McQueen77

Banned
Location
Not Kentucky
Didn't know max dates supermodels now :rolleyes:

You must have missed the few pics, but Max's significant other is way hotter than that chick. So is mine. I'm not rich. I guess Max is rich, who knows.. All I'm saying is the founder of godamn FB could prob do better with women and cars.
 

Gunkata

Drag Race Newbie
Location
Lombard, IL

Bernie... god, the things that girl has to put up with to hopefully get some of that coin when he goes.. i mean.. his coin purse... old as fuck. that dong... viagra, I guess... lots of it.

Didn't know max dates supermodels now :rolleyes:

he does. She drives a POS civic and voted for Obama, but she is foine as hell, doe. Max is like, Russian or some shit, thus he only dates fine bitches.

Pretty obvious after all:

1. The both live in the Bay area.
2. Everyone always wondered how Plac got money for his continuous parts . Five different downpipes? He paid like three grand to go through downpipes. For that price he could have purchased a carbon fiber downpipe. Money to burn. Answer now obvious.
3. His youtube videos do not show his face. Or it may be a hired actor.

Obvious Zuckerberg recognizes that the GTI is indeed the worlds best value car in existence.

:clap:

She's not ugly. You're all a bunch of fuckin homos.

OH DANG.

I'd hit it.

with the lights off? for all we know, she sucks a mean one :iono:
 

Gunkata

Drag Race Newbie
Location
Lombard, IL
You must have missed the few pics, but Max's significant other is way hotter than that chick. So is mine. I'm not rich. I guess Max is rich, who knows.. All I'm saying is the founder of godamn FB could prob do better with women and cars.

10/10 RATING - on point point is on point.
 

DUBPL8

Go Kart Champion
Location
DFW
You must have missed the few pics, but Max's significant other is way hotter than that chick. So is mine. I'm not rich. I guess Max is rich, who knows.. All I'm saying is the founder of godamn FB could prob do better with women and cars.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder man. Maybe Zuckerberg thinks she's the most beautiful girl he laid his eyes upon, who knows.

I know I got bashed on for thinking the same about this sorority girl that resembled Allison Hannigan from American Pie and How I Met Your Mother, too bad she turned out to be a fucking kunt later on but that's another story :laugh:
 
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