I WISH GAME

[GTIMKVFAST08]

I found this thread on golfmk6 and found it pretty funny... Im stealing this idea and i hope it hasnt already been tried here....
This is a really funny game that isn' too hard to do. If you have a really good imagination, you'll love it! The Rules are Simple:

1. The first person posts a wish.

2. The second poster grants the first wish, but with a twist so the granted wish is rendered useless. They then wish for something of thier own.

Ex: Poster #1: i wish i could have sex with Jennifer Love Hewitt circa 1998

Poster #2: granted, but michael moore gets to join in for the fun.
I wish i could have a Golf R.....
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Lets Begin!

I wish Florida's highway system had no speed limits

 

[fahrenheitfarmer]

granted, but then your car goes limp on highways

I wish payday was before black friday, instead of this coming wednesday...

-FF

 

[Rajini98]

granted, but black friday 2011 has already passed.

i wish I were graduating this semester.

 

[GTIMKVFAST08]

granted, but you cant find a real job for a year

I wish the NBA lockout ended sooner

 

[Boozehound]

granted, but they still don't care about the fans.

i wish GTI's were AWD

 

[GTIMKVFAST08]

granted, but they would have a shitty awd system....

i wish VW would make a new Corrado

 

[njfast07]

Granted, but its build-quality is poorer than that of the bare-bones base model Chevrolet Cobalt.

 

[GTi R Enigma]

Granted, but lsats now require a score of 256 to pass the bar.
I wish i won the lottery

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[FaLLeNAn9eL]

Granted, but you die before cashing it in.

I wish I had a pony.

 

[projekt.kieru]

Granted - but you crush it on accident...

I wish money grew on trees.

 

[GTIMKVFAST08]

granted, but that money trees only grows Zimbabwean dollars

I wish we dont have to wait 2 months for walking dead to come back on

 

[RevoGLI]

granted, but you'll have to watch them all in reverse

I wish fahrenheitfarmer had better taste in women so we wouldn't have to sit through that insufferable thread :trollface:

 

[FaLLeNAn9eL]

Granted but you actually enjoyed the thread and now you miss it.

I wish NBC would see the goldmine that is Community and continue it after season 3.

 

[utekineir]

Granted, but chevy chase will be filming the invisible man 2.

I wish i had a rabbit in a hat.

 

[mkvtg37]

granted, but said rabbit is the rabbit from monty python and the holy grail

i wish wild snorlaxes would disappear from the earth forever.