help on what exhaust to get

[jdub_atl]

You made yourself look bad, no one else...

BTW, the shop you referred to as being 3 years old, have been in existence under their current name for only three years. They had been around for more than a decade under a different name. Two shops merged to form their new entity. I'll be there Monday and will point them to this thread so they can be educated by your wealth of knowledge and BS. BTW, a Revo office is nearby and they will be onsite as well. That’s the kind of "tune" shop were dealing with. They actually come to this shop to assist with tailor made reflashes and programming. Lightweight set for sure...

Ill take some pictures of their titanium exhaust they produce for their Porsche clients. All crafted onsite, not outsourced. And that brings me back to our original posters question and advice. Look to others for shops with a solid reputation in the VW community. This is not a Meineke special. As much as some of you would like to think us "luddites" go that route. We don’t, we trust our rides to craftsman who love their art as much as we love our cars.

Your advice of "if you want more HP you should have purchased a new car" is ludicrous and sets a new standard.

Move on or start contributing. Your words have no weight nor meaning to this topic/thread...

 

[Eilig]

:readthethread:

I never gave the advice you claim in your last post anywhere about buying a new car. I said simply "stay with the stock set up." Now I see you can't read with comprehension either. I challenge you to find it and cite it.

Take lots and lots of pix of your heroes. Point them to thread I could give a rats a** what you do or they do. Did they change their name because of the IRS or a bankruptcy? Problem is you don't know what you don't know and are too stubborn to admit there just might be a different opinion out there from yours. You pontificate and call others names, then say they are to blame. You act like a baby, read your own posts for God sake.

You and your boys build all the systems you want. I would like to see real numbers on performance gains before I spend nickel one on a system that increases NVH.

You must be delusional and keep working on that GED you're going to need it...

Grow up and move on while you're at it a couple of more terms for you to look up.

 

[jdub_atl]

Wow, for a man who has driven Porsche’s for over "40 years" you would think at some point during your tenure behind the wheel you would have matured and developed. You have not...

40 years behind the wheel, what does that make 60 years old? Or were you strapped to a silver spoon out of your mothers :happyanim:

Love it :clap:

GED, funny...

Is that your canned response to all of us youngsters on this site? I won’t even lower myself to define my educational mods for you pleasure. Let's just say it’s a stage II :headbang: . Clearly I wasn't an English major with my lack of touch with the word "luddite".

Come on, get the thread back on track. Explain to us in depth your 40 years of Porsche experience and how that perceived experience and truth should guide us away from enjoying our cars...

I know you have it in you, I keep trying to coax it out of you...

:dnftt:

 

[Blitzen]

Is that your canned response to all of us youngsters on this site? I won’t even lower myself to define my educational mods for you pleasure. Let's just say it’s a stage II :headbang: . Clearly I wasn't an English major with my lack of touch with the word "luddite".
:dnftt:

:sm3: Don't drag other people into this Eilig was just talking to you (and no one else) addle:

Grow up and shut up

 

[Eilig]

Ah the last resort calling me old and now attacking my Mother, I'm so wounded and you're so cool. Gave up on calling me a Queen eh? You're on full retreat mode I see. And you're the mature one in this exchange. Use more ikon's next time, it makes your posts look the carnival house of mirrors that it is.

You couldn't find the incorrect quote you attributed to me in the last post either, nice diversionary tactic. You're still flunking out in reading comprehension. "40 years Porsche experience" is what i said knucklehead go back and look again. Started turning wrenches on 911's when I was 14 when my brother bought his '66 911. I'll save you the complex math since we already know you have reading issues, that makes me 54.

You don't get it and you never will.

Back on topic... Leave it stock or show me better numbers is what I'm saying that's it. You have yet to answer that. You call me names and divert the topic to my Porsche experience. VW spent millions on developing these cars intake and exhaust systems and you tell me a couple of guys bending pipe in the GA woods with no dyno are making it better. I have a bridge for sale you might be interested in.

I'll say it again you missed it last time. Bend all the pipe and make all the noise you want if that floats your boat. I'll save my money for stuff that works like the Haldex upgrade, a rear bar, and Yoko A048's. Maybe even shocks but the car handles pretty well, all it needs is more oversteer. Getting real HP out of these cars is big money not a $200 system from your Heroes. Your butt dyno has no value or as friends in the know call it the "Butt-head Dyno."

Do you know what oversteer is? That's what I want. Real men drive cars that oversteer

You are so wrong on so many levels it laughable...

Go ahead lower yourself, reveal your education that's a funny one.

NO WAIT! Let me guess you're an MIT PhD in mechanical engineering with an MBA from the Wharton school. You're a patent lawyer in the daytime but in your spare time you practice pro bono law for the indigent who have new inventions they've come up with. You passed the Georgia bar without even attending law school. You turned down the Jimmy Carter scholarship because it only could be applied to a Naval career. Am I close?

Stage II... Let me guess second grade? Have the last word I can't wait to read the pearls of twaddle that will flow from your chicken pecking on the key board.

You're way out of your league kid... I'm done with you

 

[Eilig]

:sm3: Don't drag other people into this Eilig was just talking to you (and no one else) addle:

Grow up and shut up

Thank you or perhaps vielen dank is more appropriate.

You are SO correct, he has serious issues...

 

[Blitzen]

Thank you or perhaps vielen dank is more appropriate.

You are SO correct, he has serious issues...

Kein Problem! Es gibt immer einen jungen Spund der alles besser weiss

 

[Eilig]

Kein Problem! Es gibt immer einen jungen Spund der alles besser weiss

Sie haben recht, aber wir mussen immer weiterführen .... Tschuss!

 

[Eilig]

They got me? Speaking in languages unknown to this earthly planet....

HAHAHAHAHA

BS is what we call it in the USA

I prefer to be tagged teamed by the female persuation, not Viagra munchers like you two...

Wow, Im looking back and its apparant the bablefish translator has failed you. Who are you punks, $1000 exhaust manufaturers/suppliers?

HMMM, makes sense now...

:barf:

Das heist wir sind am schluss mit dir, du blode esel...

 

[Blitzen]

They got me? Speaking in languages unknown to this earthly planet....

HAHAHAHAHA

BS is what we call it in the USA

I prefer to be tagged teamed by the female persuation, not Viagra munchers like you two...

Wow, Im looking back and its apparant the bablefish translator has failed you. Who are you punks, $1000 exhaust manufaturers/suppliers?

HMMM, makes sense now...

:barf:

So you don't know what I'm saying, but you call it BS. By the way who is "we"? Which group are you the spokesperson of?

The translator failed you. I'm fluent in more than one language. I don't need a translator.

You on the other hand didn't even master one. Are we "viagra munchers" (> old dudes) or "punks" (> young dudes)?

Shouldn't an ignorant redneck like you drive pick up truck? (Made in America):attention_whore:

 

[Blitzen]

They got me? Speaking in languages unknown to this earthly planet....

English is a West Germanic language that originated from the Anglo-Frisian dialects brought to Britain by Germanic settlers and Roman auxiliary troops from various parts of what is now northwest Germany and the Northern Netherlands.

And what do you think what language you're using? American?

 

[jdub_atl]

English is a West Germanic language that originated from the Anglo-Frisian dialects brought to Britain by Germanic settlers and Roman auxiliary troops from various parts of what is now northwest Germany and the Northern Netherlands.

And what do you think what language you're using? American?

May 8th, 1945

Versailles

The language of the bayonet...

:biggrin:

 

[Blitzen]

May 8th, 1945

Versailles

The language of the bayonet...

:biggrin:

What is your point? That you remembered some dates from your history lesson?:attention_whore:

 

[Eilig]

May 8th, 1945

Versailles

The language of the bayonet...

:biggrin:

What's next from you? My dad can beat you up...?

You are a sad fool.

 

[Blitzen]

If you wanted to name some low points of the german history you were not very successful.
> Reichskristallnacht
> January 30, 1933
> Auschwitz
might have worked better.

But the country without periods in the history that they are ashamed of might step forward.