Papele
Ready to race!
- Location
- Long Island
last name...
10 years ago, I was at a bar in North Philly when I got a little to intoxicated and I did several stupid things...
1. Motor-boating my Intellectual Heritage TA.
2. Told my best friend's girlfriend that I would never fuck her, even if she was the last woman on earth. (They got married, we are still friends)
3. Hit on the waitress and called her boyfriend a scumbag loser for dating her for 10 years and that if he was a real man he would put a ring on his finger...
4. ...which lead to him trying to fight me and me telling him that I think he is such a bitch that I'll give him 7 punches before I'll hit him...
5. ...which lead to my two friends dragging me outside and putting me in the back seat of their SUV. I needed to use the Bathroom and when I went to pee I noticed that he (the guy from 3 + 4) and his three friend were sitting in a white Toyota Carola so I decided that it would be proper to relieve myself on his hood and windshield.
6. After being placed back into the SUV. The dudes in the Toyota decides to jump my friends so I grabbed the tireiron (we had a flat earlier in the night and it was just sitting there on top of the flat tire) and went to town...
Don't do alcohol or drugs kids!
Ever since that night my friends called me Tireiron Mike. I still use that nick as reminder never to over do alcohol or narcotics since I do turn into a raging asshole when under the influence.