CSB3: No Excel Screenshots In The Thread, Says Concerned Bro

[riceburner]

CSB Thread 3​

Rules:

1: OP to change thread title daily or pays Jay745 $3 paypal each missed occurrence to do so.
2. No Politics; non-Covid related current events are ok. This includes topics that are clearly divided by political lines
3. Feed the trolls.
4. Avoid Insults (although poking fun as friends is allowed).
5. Rules may be added in the future by OP. Announcement of rules must be made and original post to be updated.
6. The Lloyd Rule (mandatory emoji use when not being serious) will be enforced, with ridicule as penalty.
7. Multiquoting is discouraged.
8. Cash bets must be adhered to strictly.
9. This round, no mention of bathroom wiping practices. Other bodily function chat still OK
10. If you mention the thread title, copypasta for posterity.
11. Car talk limited to cars you don't (yet) own, or used to own. Keep YOUR car talk in your own CSB
12. If you're new here, the more you act like you know the place the more we will demand a picture of you with a shoe on your head
13. If we veer off the road and violate rule 1 (and subrules) then it is the responsibility of all to call it out and steer things back to the brighter side.
14. All n00bs are assumed to be Boosted until proven otherwise.
15. Jay's Finger is assumed dead and all photos proving otherwise are assumed to be photoshopped.
16. Lesbian talk is a slippery slope (thats what she said) that may get you banned. Best cut it (ha scissors) out.
17. If you've owned a jetta its ok though.
18. DSG drivers are deserving to be made fun of, even by other DSG drivers
19. All other inquiries send Jay $3 paypal
20. Acadia18 is no longer the pee-pee night tickler.
21. Noone knows who mrmatto is
22. Strong opinions are only considered valid if a 25 page dissertation can be provided to back it up.
23. Exactly all of these rules are meant to be broken

CopyPasta archive:

Holy n00b. You clearly weren't around for OT in 13-15.

Serious question, have you ever gotten beat up for running your mouth and being a smartass to literally everyone? Or is this just your keyboard warrior online persona?

Thank you for your help, that was exactly the response I was looking for. You want me to sift through 42069 pages of off topic bullshit and dick measuring contests? Have you read a single page in this thread? I read the entire thing. I've made some notes with some contradicting points between users but largely it was a waste of time. You're telling me you'd disagree? Why is your natural response to be a dick I really don't get it lmfao

Does your asshole get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth?

IM DELETING YOU, Emmissions readiness monitors!
██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete.....
████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete....
███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete....
███████████] 99% complete.....
BANNED!
True Pistons are irreplaceable I could never delete you EPA!

Send this to ten other APR DTR6054 Users who give you datalogs and dragy runs
Or never get called slower than Daks again
If you get 0 Back: no boosties for you
3 back: you're boostyboi
5 back: you're APR's kitten
10+ back: Boosted
Click to expand...

How witty, hope you didn't hurt yourself thinking of that sick zinger. Definitely never heard that one before.
Who the heck are you? You just started posting one day as if you've been here all along. Makes me think you're someone who exited and has returned with a different name. Hi boosted!

 

[jay745]

But is the the mk6 or mk7 forum?

 

[vu.]

boom

 

[torga]

everyone knows OT is only on the mk6 forum

 

[riceburner]

Lasagna, pizza, and deep dish are 3 different things

 

[torga]

CSB Thread 3​

Rules:

7. This round, no mention of bathroom wiping practices. Other bodily function chat still OK

Fucking worthless thread, why bother.

JAY, unlock the old one.

 

[torga]

Lasagna, pizza, and deep dish are 3 different things

those are just 3 pages on the same forum

 

[riceburner]

Don't worry, theres still a SHITLOAD of other stuff to talk about

 

[sterkrazzy]

Like and subscribe to my new rs3 thread.

 

[riceburner]

More like, my boring 450 hp automatic car thread

 

[JC_451]

Lame.

 

[jay745]

Chlorophyll....sounds more like Borophyll

 

[JC_451]

Huge swing and a miss so far.

 

[riceburner]

ok so to kick it off, we need an interesting topic. we can do it jeopardy style:
* things that grind your gears
* unpopular opinions
* how fucked things are at your company
* cool stories we havent heard yet

 

[riceburner]

Huge swing and a miss so far.

easy, tiger, everyone's just dipping their toes in the water, we're all gonna be okay.