CSB3: In Before Acadia Complains About The Thread Title, Blowing Rods, Working HR

[jay745]

Woodski and parts girl sittin in a tree....

 

[mwoodski]

wont be going there tomorrow, just checked out what stops im gonna have

rip

 

[jay745]

What shop is it I'll call and see if she's single

 

[Saabingti]

there is no parts girl for the thousandth time.

shes front desk.

and idk yet if i have to stop there then yes

She might be front desk - but when you've got to torque your bolt in her socket with a few ugga duggas, she's a parts girl.

 

[GTIfan99]

wont be going there tomorrow, just checked out what stops im gonna have

rip

Dude, swap with whoever is doing that stop.

Or make an extra stop there anyway and act like you didn't know the person already stopped there. Get creative.

Or just make up a reason you need to go there look for a part for a "buddy's car you're helping fix".

Come on, you even want her to torque your nuts?

 

[jay745]

Dude, swap with whoever is doing that stop.

Or make an extra stop there anyway and act like you didn't know the person already stopped their. Get creative.

Or just make up a reason you need to go there look for a part for a "buddy's car you're helping fix".

Come on, you even want her to torque your nuts?

Or just show up with the sole reason of asking her out... Would make a better impression but what do I know, I'm just some nerd on the Internet

 

[mwoodski]

Dude, swap with whoever is doing that stop.

Or make an extra stop there anyway and act like you didn't know the person already stopped their. Get creative.

Or just make up a reason you need to go there look for a part for a "buddy's car you're helping fix".

Come on, you even want her to torque your nuts?

there's only one parts driver, thats why when he's out i run the van lol

 

[bobloblawGTI]

Maybe a dumb question but can you not just go to the goddamn place whenever or do you really have to come in under the cover of business? Also just some dingaling on the internet but I'm with jay, just go over there and do the damn thing.

 

[riceburner]

YASSSS!

 

[mwoodski]

considering my shift is 730-530, yes.

 

[Strange Mud]

Two words

Spoiler

Special Delivery

 

[GTIfan99]

there's only one parts driver, thats why when he's out i run the van lol

Dude, make up a reason to go. WTF is wrong with you?

 

[GTIfan99]

Dude, do you know where the normal deliver guy lives. I can send some guys from the other thread over there to give him the rona.

 

[Daks]

Here is what you do. It's very simple:

Go out and buy an EZ bar with some weights on it. Whatever you can do for 6 reps, for two handed bicep curls. Start doing sets of 4, for 6 reps. Rest three minutes in-between sets. Do this for a month, straight. Like you were in prison. It will teach you discipline. You're going to get some guns on you, you'll feel good. Name them: the marines and the fifty first airborne.
Shave.
Purchase good face cream and apply it every night before bed: https://www.loccitane.com/en-ca/immortelle-divine-cream-27DC050I23.html

1. Start at the base: purchase yourself quality underwear: https://www.mesdessous.fr/en/eminencebriefs/537-13680-eminence-Briefs-classic-108-by-108-pack-of-2-3106433031332.html#/33-colors-white/71-french_size-t3_m_/240-référence_couleur-1/327-picto_couleur-3_white
2. Get a nice polo t-shirt, slim fit. Aquamarine in colour. Lift up the sleeves just a bit, right where the deltoid ends.
3. Purchase a nice set of jeans: https://www.paige.com/p/federal--m655521-4010. High quality denim speaks volumes.
4. Do your hair properly, go and pay $60 for a haircut, at a salon.
5. Put on nice perfume, not eu du toilete; eu du parfum. Something a little sweet. Chanel Bleu is a classic: https://www.chanel.com/ca-en/fragrance/p/107180/bleu-de-chanel-parfum-spray/; you'll smell like a guy that knows how to fuck really well: good cardio, blood flow, pulling hair, choking, spitting, and of course anal.

Pull up right in front of the store so that she can see your fly whip. Right in front though - on the sidewalk. Unless it's got a big curb, then don't, you'll mess up your wheels. Walk in and immediately look at her in the eyes. But don't be weird about it, you don't want to remind her of her uncle. As your eyes lock, smirk. Skip the line and walk right up to her. No one will give you shit, look at your biceps. Hit her with these magic words "Hey baby, have you ever had your asshole licked by a guy in an aquamarine shirt?". Done deal. You'll be in the "employees only" toilet eating her ass like it was, well, ass.

If that doesn't work out, go out to any bar in town, dressed like that, with those biceps, fresh cut and the smell of a successful Persian guy, you're bound to get laid.

 

[Acadia18]

Here is what you do. It's very simple:

Go out and buy an EZ bar with some weights on it. Whatever you can do for 6 reps, for two handed bicep curls. Start doing sets of 4, for 6 reps. Rest three minutes in-between sets. Do this for a month, straight. Like you were in prison. It will teach you discipline. You're going to get some guns on you, you'll feel good. Name them: the marines and the fifty first airborne.
Shave.
Purchase good face cream and apply it every night before bed: https://www.loccitane.com/en-ca/immortelle-divine-cream-27DC050I23.html

1. Start at the base: purchase yourself quality underwear: https://www.mesdessous.fr/en/eminencebriefs/537-13680-eminence-Briefs-classic-108-by-108-pack-of-2-3106433031332.html#/33-colors-white/71-french_size-t3_m_/240-référence_couleur-1/327-picto_couleur-3_white
2. Get a nice polo t-shirt, slim fit. Aquamarine in colour. Lift up the sleeves just a bit, right where the deltoid ends.
3. Purchase a nice set of jeans: https://www.paige.com/p/federal--m655521-4010. High quality denim speaks volumes.
4. Do your hair properly, go and pay $60 for a haircut, at a salon.
5. Put on nice perfume, not eu du toilete; eu du parfum. Something a little sweet. Chanel Bleu is a classic: https://www.chanel.com/ca-en/fragrance/p/107180/bleu-de-chanel-parfum-spray/; you'll smell like a guy that knows how to fuck really well: good cardio, blood flow, pulling hair, choking, spitting, and of course anal.

Pull up right in front of the store so that she can see your fly whip. Right in front though - on the sidewalk. Unless it's got a big curb, then don't, you'll mess up your wheels. Walk in and immediately look at her in the eyes. But don't be weird about it, you don't want to remind her of her uncle. As your eyes lock, smirk. Skip the line and walk right up to her. No one will give you shit, look at your biceps. Hit her with these magic words "Hey baby, have you ever had your asshole licked by a guy in an aquamarine shirt?". Done deal. You'll be in the "employees" only toilet eating her ass like it was, well, ass.

If that doesn't work out, go out to any bar in town, dressed like that, with those biceps, fresh cut and the smell of a successful Persian guy, you're bound to get laid.

I'm ready to have your babies just from reading that.