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CSB 2: Stale Bagels For... Sandwiches

JC_451

Autocross Champion
Location
NJ
Car(s)
2017 GTI Sport
Aww.

Missed the Nihilism talk.

Oh well. (Not attempting a haiku, @whomitmayconcern)
 

GolNat

Autocross Champion
Location
Delaware
Car(s)
13 GTI and 14 JSW
But a pop tart isn't even bread. Are we defining sandwich as anything involving a grain based item?

You can't say something surrounded by a grain based item on at least two sides, but an open faced sandwich only has the grain on one side.

How about the legendary KFC Double Down?

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Sandwich?


Yes sandwich.

2 pieces of lettuce with something in between that you pick up and eat is a sandwich.

I mean, I’ve had a Thanksgiving sub with stuffing on it. That is bread used as a topping.

Bobbi anyone!!
 

Strange Mud

Autocross Champion
Location
Small Town CT
Car(s)
Assorted
Cheddar/Swiss they were Great
Question for discussion:

I got a message from some with a clear male name but followed that with (Him/Her)

What are they trying to say?:

They don't understand what they did?
They made a mistake?
They are transitioning?

Has anyone seen this before and what the hell does it mean?
Fluid... I know straight/non-binary people that put identifiers in as support for those who's identity is not simple
When I was thirty, I met a Brazilian woman named Michelle. She had massive tits, a relatively pretty face, a forehead that was too big and a c-section scar above her vag. She also had a bunch of tattoos and believed in some sort of demonic angel religion. But man, those tits. Anyway, she was a waitress at a strip club in New Jersey; she came to America illegally - some dyke from Toronto appeared at this strip club, fell in love and offered to marry Michelle so that she "could help her out" and get Canadian papers. Michelle followed through for the promise of giving her daughter, who was still in Brazil, with her mother, a better life. I met Michelle at a bar called "resposado". We hit it off, made out in the bathroom and went on a date the next night. We got tipsy - I drove a supercharged Acura CSX Type-S at the time; Michelle made comments about the blower; later that night she also became a blower. We fucked a few times in my condo in the next couple of weeks, and one night, she invited me over for a threesome with her dyke wife. I knew that this was bad news, but man, those tits. I came over and entered a scene with these two broads dildoing each other - my kind of night. I tried to get involved a few times but the dyke wife would not let me, and told me to go sit on the chair opposite of the bed and masturbate. I did. But not for long. I got upset rather quickly that I couldn't participate; Michelle said sorry. I said that's ok. I got up and went to the fridge. I made myself a sandwich with prosciutto, philadelphia cream cheese and avocado. The bread was wondrebread, which was shit and ruined the sandwich for me. I went back to the chair, ate the sandwich while these two dildoed each other. At one point Michelle was bent over and I put my thumb in her ass with my left hand while I ate the sandwich with the right. I left shortly thereafter. The next morning I wrote my GMAT and got a 720. I met up with Michelle a few times more and we fell out of touch. She wasn't too into anal, and well, that's a no go for me, but man, those tits. Sandwiches.
TLDR
 

uglybastard

Autocross Champion
Location
GOML
Car(s)
Mk6 GTI

uglybastard

Autocross Champion
Location
GOML
Car(s)
Mk6 GTI
I get hooked up when I go there. I work close to one so I'm there almost every week and it's the same lady taking orders every time for the last few years. I usually get the junior bacon 4 for $4 and I always get a couple extra nuggets and upgrades my drink to a medium. Last week I got a spicy chicken meal and didn't order nuggets, but she still put nuggets in my bag.
She wants your nuggz on her face bro
 

riceburner

Autocross Champion
Location
Chicagoland
Car(s)
MK7 R

Acadia18

Autocross Champion
Location
Rhode Island
Car(s)
2017 VW Golf R

Acadia18

Autocross Champion
Location
Rhode Island
Car(s)
2017 VW Golf R

GolNat

Autocross Champion
Location
Delaware
Car(s)
13 GTI and 14 JSW
At what point does a muffin become a cupcake

As soon as icing goes on it.

It’s considered “bad” to eat cake for breakfast but is basically what a muffin is.
 

GolNat

Autocross Champion
Location
Delaware
Car(s)
13 GTI and 14 JSW
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