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Corona comedy hour! C'mon folks...time for a laugh!

KevinC

Autocross Champion
Location
The land of Wyatt Earp & Doc Holliday
Car(s)
'19 Golf R, '21 M2c
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JC_451

Autocross Champion
Location
NJ
Car(s)
2017 GTI Sport
I have started wearing a cowboy hat, boots w/spurs, a gun belt with empty holster and a bandanna over my nose and mouth. The looks I get in the grocery store are priceless.

I started wearing a black mask with my black hoodie.

Niiiinja!
 

GolNat

Autocross Champion
Location
Delaware
Car(s)
13 GTI and 14 JSW

This reminds me of when I came up to 2 coworkers talking cars.

The one guy just got a new car and was saying how fast it was and that it has a sport mode.
Me: Oh cool what did you get.
Him: A Lexus UX250 (suv thing w/ 180 HP and 3600 lbs)
Me: oh I'm sure it's really nice.
Him: Yeah man and when I put it sport mode its like a race car.
I don't have a good poker face so I'm sure I made a face at him and he asked me if my car had sport mode
Me: Nah mine doesn't need a sport mode it's always in sport mode.
Him: Lets go to the drag strip I got $100.
Me: I don't want to take your money man but we can race. I'll bring my Honda Pilot to make it more interesting.
Him: *Skeptical look* whatever man that's cool.
 

Phur

Autocross Champion
Location
IN
Car(s)
2013 VW GTI Autobahn
It’s almost like non-car people think that it has a different engine in “sport” mode. I don’t understand.
 

brat_burner

Autocross Champion
Location
Murrrrica
Car(s)
2013 GTI
When I had my cts-v this black dude comes up to me and says “what you got on the dash?” I’m like whaaatttt the f is this guy talking about. Then I remember and I’m like oh yea “200.”
 

Phur

Autocross Champion
Location
IN
Car(s)
2013 VW GTI Autobahn
You mean, “What is the completely arbitrary number that the manufacturer chose as the stopping point for the speedometer?” Isn’t a legit car-guy topic?!?😂
 

golfdave

Autocross Champion
Location
Scotland (U.K.)
Car(s)
Mk7 Golf GT Estate
You mean, “What is the completely arbitrary number that the manufacturer chose as the stopping point for the speedometer?” Isn’t a legit car-guy topic?!?😂


I'd love to race a guy in a Pikes Peak car based on that.....so whats the stopping point of the speedo??….err about 130mph...……& then do 0-100mph in the blink of an eye!!

Can't find the info but I remember an old EVO car mag which they road & track tested a Pikes Peak car...they gave up on the 1/4mile as basically it hit max speed in about 1/8mile....& topped out at about 130mph.....but it got there soo fast....!!!!
 

Faceman

Autocross Newbie
Location
Long Island
Car(s)
'17 GSW 4Mo
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