Ad for a Corolla on CL (no I'm not selling it)

[peacefrog_0521]

" It's not going to judge you like a f**king Volkswagen would."

https://houston.craigslist.org/cto/d/1999-toyota-corolla-fine-af/6565526716.html

 

[adam1991]

You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.

that's not much exaggeration. Did everyone see Top Gear try to kill a Toyota truck, and fail?

When there's nothing fancy to it, there's incredibly less to fail.

 

[Eman1]

Just read through that entire ad, it’s pure GOLD. I hope this guy gets it sold lmao


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[vj123]

A marketing guy!?

 

[MonkeyMD]

I know everyone hates the guy that posts a comment with a quote of what everyone just read/heard but

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."

 

[Chad13762]

The ad has been flagged for deletion by the time I got here. I'm guessing he was shooting for something clever to be nominated in the "Best of Craigslist". Some of these are funny, If you haven't seen them before:

https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

 

[MonkeyMD]

The ad has been flagged for deletion by the time I got here. I'm guessing he was shooting for something clever to be nominated in the "Best of Craigslist". Some of these are funny, If you haven't seen them before:

https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

Down another rabbit hole.

Just had to share this one.

https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/esh/6324690044.html

 

[imthanick_a]

Well its now in the best of craigslist section so he accomplished his goal