CSB Thread: Mud Getting Desperate At End Of Threads Life

[uglybastard]

ah yes that reminds me of a question; what if you stand up to wipe but some extra hangers/remnants fall off onto the floor? surely that must be a thing.

At that point you can only say "shit happens"

 

[sterkrazzy]

It's a shitspiracy.

 

[uglybastard]

tell ya what. i will try this tomorrow morning just to see how it goes and report back.

Jay wants a play by play

 

[uglybastard]

We got 2 feet on Monday and people lost their minds. Busses were stuck in intersections until this morning. You would think being Canadian they would know how to drive in the snow but it seems most people forget how to drive period.

How many centimeters is that again?

 

[Acadia18]

Why does everyone keep talking about the issue of poop and ass hair? Seriously, does nobody else shave? Fresh and clean!

No.

Absolutely no.

DO NOT SHAVE YOUR ASS HAIR!

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/3c1k7v

 

[uglybastard]

Tough as nails and doesn’t take shit from no man?

or,

has awkward conversation with empty chairs?

That was Eastwood

 

[uglybastard]

No.

Absolutely no.

DO NOT SHAVE YOUR ASS HAIR!

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/3c1k7v

Most things on that subreddit are fiction

 

[uglybastard]

Why does everyone keep talking about the issue of poop and ass hair? Seriously, does nobody else shave? Fresh and clean!

More ass hair on my ass than my scalp

 

[brat_burner]

Tough as nails and doesn’t take shit from no man?

or,

has awkward conversation with empty chairs?

Rough, tough and don’t take shit from nobody.

 

[GTIfan99]

I've gathered that I'm the only one that actuality knows how too wipe their ass correctly in here.

You don't sit, you don't stand, you lift one of your ass cheeks up, wipe from that side, so you don't have to awkwardly wipe your ass while standing and you don't hand to put you hand in the toilet.

Fucking heathens. Get your shit right.

 

[daconchslop]

This thread is enlightening today. Had no idea so many people poop wrong. Humans really can fuckup the simplest things

Back to front

There are some that think this is ok.

 

[daconchslop]

Also. Wet wipes ftw.

 

[GTIfan99]

Also. Wet wipes ftw.

Wet wipes destroy plumbing. You're a monster.

 

[GTIfan99]

Now you just sound like Zrick...

That's fucked up, I don't think Jay has ever lost a bet and welched.

 

[Phur]

No.

Absolutely no.

DO NOT SHAVE YOUR ASS HAIR!

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/3c1k7v

I’ll admit, if I don’t shave for a couple of days, it does feel like a hedgehog is trying to crawl up my ass.