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"Connecticuts for F***ing" song

CT-GTI

Drag Racing Champion
Location
Connecticut
Hey guys,
I just heard a new song on my GTI's Sirius Sat radio that I would never have heard on terrestrial radio.

It's called "Connecticuts for F***ing",
and it's by a band called Jesus H. Christ.
Kind of Pop Punk sound to it, but it made me laugh.
Here's the lyrics and keep an ear out for it.
Think I heard it on "Octane" or "Faction".
I hope not to offend anyone, and if I have it was not my intention.
I just thought it was funny.

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CONNECTICUT’S FOR FUCKING
© 2004 Mickenberg/Shelton

We live in the dullest state
Package stores all close at eight
Malls are full of optometrists
And restaurants we hate
Swimming across Lake Quassapaug
Stealing makeup, catching frogs
Cutting our feet on broken bottles
As we wade in the Shepaug
It’s true for horses, cows and dogs…

Connecticut’s for fucking
That’s all there is to do.
I love to listen to classic rock
and have sex with you.

Doing hole shots at the mall
Writing Ozzy on a wall
Watch the corn get tall
There’s nothing else to do at all.

Goin’ where we always go
Doin’ what we always do
Waitin’ to turn into the people
We are bound to turn into.
What else do other people do?

Connecticut’s for fucking
It’s the Nutmeg state
If we can’t afford to buy antiques
then we just copulate

Connecticut’s for fucking
And Massachusetts too
I want to climb up the sleepy giant
and have sex with you.

Up in Fairfield
In Old Lyme
We’re just fucking all the time.
Out in Derby
Down in Kent
We’re all busy getting bent
In the Constitution State.

Connecticut’s for fucking
While we’re waiting to
Turn into the people
everyone here turns into.

Connecticut’s for fucking.
There’s nothing else to do.
I wanna listen to classic rock and have sex with you.

We all love to fuck in Connecticut.
We’re all getting fucked in Connecticut.
Let’s fuck!
 

Bad hare

Ex-mkv owner
Location
Long Island, NY
heard it too, kinda funny -
 

MachSchnell

Rally Car Champion
Funny...since I moved here I've thought that CT was full of some seriously uptight people. They act like they have all the stress of someone in NYC...but live in a totally serene and peaceful place.

This really is a weird state...
 

baat06

Drag Racing Champion
Location
WNY, US
Most girls I've met from CT are definately uptight. You also get a lot of ppl that commute to NYC and are like "yea, I'm from NY, I'm tough". Yea, Westport is a really rough place (lol).

Rochester, on the other hand, is for sleeping.:laugh:
 

TheGuinnessTooth

Ready to race!
Location
Connecticut, USA
Has anyone from the Nutmeg state ever even seen Nutmeg in out state? I don't mean ground nutmeg, but actual like nutmeg nuts? The only nutmeg i've ever seen was at a store in VT. I don't think we even can grow nutmeg here.


But yeah, that song. All those references to classic rock, so true. In ct you have so few musical options, there are a few classic rock stations, country stations, and pop/rap stations. The only rock station is WCCC, and it's to heavy for my liking.

F*CK YOU CT.... J/K. I like it here.
 

Xeper8

Passed Driver's Ed
Location
Connecticut
Car(s)
MkV GTI
CT be a cool place man, we got the #1 wooden roller coaster in the country

If THAT doesn't make this state worthy I don't know what will.

I hated this place growing up, but I think that's what anyone thinks of where they grow up. Now I love it here..
 
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