any trick to getting the alternator back on? ive brute forced and malleted for about 30mins and cant get the stupid thing back on. no clue why they made that thing so frickin' snug.
EDIT and CONCLUSION:
If anyone is on the fence on this job I'd say it's doable. I followed the Pelican guide (google MKV thermostat pelican) and went the route of taking the alternator off. It took me 4hrs, mostly spent getting the alternator off or on. Here's a couple notable things:
1. be sure to have pry bar set otherwise you wont get the alternator off
2. when removing the alternator there's two coolant lines, a metal one attached to the dipstick bracket and one attached to it that goes to the coolant reserve tank, i only removed the hose for the one attached to the dipstick and then pulled them over the intake manifold out of the way
3. before removing the alternator remove the two bolts at the top of the accessory belt tensioner then loosen the bottom bolt, the tensioner will then rotate out of the way so you can get the alternator out without as much fuss.
4. i found that a legit hose clamp remover (the tool with a brake cable) works so much easier than struggling with a pair of channel locks to get the clamps off.
5. get a hook and pick set, i'm baffled by all these folks complaining it took forever to take hoses off. i had zero trouble removing any hoses with the right tools (there's maybe 3 you remove in the whole process if you dont count charged air pipes which are very easy), the hardest was the bottom hose that you empty the fluid out of.
6. the bottom quick release hose on the thermostat WILL be stuck so just remove the thermostat sensor connector and undo the clip at the bottom of the car that holds the hose, this is the same hose you emptied the radiator with. the quick release mechanism DOES NOT TWIST so dont try that. you can pull the hose, coolant sensor and hose all out at together. once you get the hose with the thermostat attached out of the car it was still a beatdown the get the housing off the quick connect. i was able to get mine off in the sink, just keep pulling with hot water running down the crevice of the quick connect, its a rubber oring thats stuck.
6b. looking back i'd probably replace the termostat sensor housing and the sensor considering how stuck the oring was and how available the sensor is
7. the hardest part of the job for me was getting the dang alternator back on. i honestly have no idea how i got it back on, it involved alot of banging and wiggling. there really is no good place to pry or pull the thing into position. tools that were marginally helpful were an assortment of prybars, a hammer, some screwdrivers to bang on and a punch tool which i stuck in the alternator holes to wiggle and hammer the holes into alignment.
happy wrenching