Got my revenge on douchebag SUV owners

[John/Cue\Publik]

so I finally sold my evolution tuning intake yesterday, on my way to meet the buyer at the public location. I get a BMW X5 up on my ass big time, the guy next to him and myself are like on the same wavelength here and have him boxed in and slow to 10 under so the guy turns on his high beams right into my lowered rabbits back window so I rip up to the limit and brake check the fuck outta the guy, he flashes his piece at me immediately followed by the cop behind him turning on the red and blues. We both pull over, I think I'm screwed for shenanigans but the cop gets on the PA and says the VW golf is free to go. BMW owner place your hands where I can see em. So I leave and on my way home the dumbass with the SUV and the gun is sitting in the back of a squad card and the SUV is getting pulled up onto a flatbed with the tow chain totally digging into the front bumper, obvious by the sound the car is still in park. Dick SUV drivers getting handled by dick cops FTMFW. Starting to get good at getting dumbasses arrested here

[mose6161]

hell yeah man, but consider yourself lucky you didn't get shot.

people are fucking stupid, and no offense, because i know Texas is a big state, but some Texas aren't all that open minded. especially when they're brake checked by a Rabbit lol.

[Bryan06GTI]

hell yeah man, but consider yourself lucky you didn't get shot.

people are fucking stupid, and no offense, because i know Texas is a big state, but some Texas aren't all that open minded. especially when they're brake checked by a Rabbit lol.

so true you never know what people got on there minds.. that brake check could have been the straw that broke the camels back..

[dambbkny]

This story has two happy endings...

You didn't get bullet in you or your ride and there is one less dickheaded SUV driver on the road. I am happy you made it out of one piece though it could of been worse...

[BlueIce5249]

I NEVER brake check, for this exact reason. Instead I choose to go slow and let them ride my ass, then as soon as they get over I speed up and slow down again once I get next to another car. It's hilarious to look in rearview and see the other guy switching back and forth frantically trying to get by somebody.

[Sooz]

guns are no match for volkswagens. it's proven:

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you'd think someone who could afford a bmw would be at least mildly intelligent

[norsairius]

guns are no match for volkswagens. it's proven:

Pni4NJuqsZY

you'd think someone who could afford a bmw would be at least mildly intelligent

that is one awesome video! and yeah, you're lucky you didn't get hurt! but I totally feel ya on the tailgating drivers... they're pretty obnoxious. but hey, if you get rammed, it's their wallets that are paying for the repairs.

personally, I just try to stay out of trouble on the roads, but I'll admit that I do have some things that annoy me while I'm driving.

[Pirate King]

you'd think someone who could afford a bmw would be at least mildly intelligent

The car you own has nothing to do with your intelligence or work ethic. Maybe he is a trust funder whose parents paid for everything in his life.

[mx493tony]

deff. lucky you didnt get shot at and a cop just so happened to be at the right spot at the right time.... shit could of got ugly quick.

[MDgti08]

im glad u got away safely. if i was u and i saw that gun i woulda had that c2 turbo pushed to the max.

[tongefactor40]

you could have just as easily gotten shot, thank god the cop was there

[carchrism5]

while the end result was good, that was kind of dumb, what would have happened if there was no cop, a guy in TX flashing a gun on the highway? just let him pass and go on

[MkV_2.5]

brake checks work.. good job.. wouldn't do it in Texas though, lol

[gotshotgun]

yea i mean if there were two lanes why not either go fast or let him pass, think about when you like to drive fast on two lane roads and some prick drives the same speed as the guy in the right lane and you're like wtf!!! either get behind him or in front of him!!! so... it seems like you kind of instigated it a bit. But that is freakin awesome having the cop right there at the right time...

[Bad hare]

yo, you better hope this douche doesn't see you on the roads again when he gets out. I hope he wasn't local to you.

good story though.

[John/Cue\Publik]

heh it was a 4 lane divided arterial surface street and I had a 2nd car working in tandem with me on this one. If the red and blue hadn't come on the instant the gun came out you best believe that bunny woulda been up to twice the speed limit before he knew what happened, cell phone was sitting in the cupholder, was about to call him in for suspected DUI before this ish happened. Heh and the whole situation happened because he was the straw that broke the camels back, in all kinds of previous posts I've bitched about how terrible people drive here so I've taken a when in Rome attitude... I miss Seattle where everyone is stoned and drives hella passive. Maybe if the herbage here didn't suck people wouldn't be so aggressive.

[Fivespeedg]

I wouldn't say you got "revenge" -- but you did get lucky that you had a witness to the situation with a little bit of power.

And I won't say you were stupid because driving like a d*ck is something we all do on occasion. But in theory, the best thing to do is just let people by or get out of their way if there are multiple lanes. The more people we convince, the safer and faster our roads will be...

[fordprefectajt]

I NEVER brake check, for this exact reason. Instead I choose to go slow and let them ride my ass, then as soon as they get over I speed up and slow down again once I get next to another car. It's hilarious to look in rearview and see the other guy switching back and forth frantically trying to get by somebody.

Yeah, but what you're talking about isn't going to go over any better. I know it's not smart, but I'll do it if the guy's being a dick.

Then again, even if the guy goes nuts, given the right road conditions, you could probably take off and if he kept up, a few high-speed curves/turns and his nutjob state of mind would probably see him flipping it or something.

Of course, that's not good, either. Endangers others and, even though they guy was a prick, you probably don't want to see him flip his car. Maybe just bust a flat.

Why do people get so pissy on the roads? Especially ones that are clearly being the pricks? Yeah, I know I was doing 45 in the fast lane, blocking traffic, but why did you cut me off? Ha.

[Rukbars1]

he had what was coming to him you should never pull out a gun always last resource no matter what the situation is. plus real men settle problems over a game of dominoes

[naphi_shift]

damnn, he pulled out a gun on you, that's crazy

lucky you didn't get shot up! and good thing he got arrested.

guess people in texas are just crazy.

[Rukbars1]

oh Yeah we have this turn pike in PA i think its like 479 one time this ass hole was riding me for 2 miles so i let him pass and then after awhile i just got pissed off since he only went 2-5 miles an hour faster then me and would slow down so i said f it i and so i passed him and kept a steady speed of 55 right next to him for 20 miles and later on in the news i heard there was a delay on the same turnpike i was on lol i like to think it was me

[Whiteboy88]

dude you lucky he didn't let that shit loose.. but good job on taking care of him :thumbsup:


isn't it like 10 years in prison to threaten with a gun ?

http://www.dc.state.fl.us/oth/10-20-life/

or is that only in florida

[h0ckeyfreek20]

The car you own has nothing to do with your intelligence or work ethic. Maybe he is a trust funder whose parents paid for everything in his life.

or he was a drug dealer

[ldourlaingti]

I would have done the same thing you did. Thankfully, you werent hurt. Karma is a bitch for that driver

[Ducky 2.0T]

Play with fire and you get burned. If someone is on your ass... Move over.

[Nolte]

If someone wants to get by you ....

... let them by. It isn't your job to enforce speed limits, that's what the cop is there for. Maybe the guy was being a dick by tailgating you, but you weren't any better than him for break checking him. Don't sink to their level.

[John/Cue\Publik]

If someone wants to get by you ....

... let them by. It isn't your job to enforce speed limits, that's what the cop is there for. Maybe the guy was being a dick by tailgating you, but you weren't any better than him for break checking him. Don't sink to their level.

dude I was in the right lane if he was gonna tailgate and blind anyone it shoulda been the other car that was my assistant in holding him to what actually was 10+... Fuck em he's got at least a few shitty months ahead of him dealing with court.

[zooplancton]

hahaha, great story and glad to hear all is well.
the gun toter would have prolly not fired. someone in a ghetto ride is a diff story.

you should have put your hand through your sunroof and gave him a huge finger when leaving. that would have chapped his hide pretty good.

glad all went well.