Guy bumped me!!!

[Marky-Mark007]

So I was leaving school today with my brother and who friends, and I was finally almost at the end of this huge line to exit the only street going into my school, and some guy pulls out of a side driveway and almost hits my bumper!!! Needless to say I was mad that he almost hit my baby, so I go ahead and pee on him and move up. Well here's where it goes worse. When I peed on him, he just suddenly moved even further up, and since his window was cracked, I ended up peeing through his cracked window and hit him in the face! So I pull up, and he's a little pissed, and is way up on my ass. I wave at him to back up and do a tiny little pee onto him again. Which was stupid. He got even madder and I pulled up to this stop sign, waited for a car to pass, and got hit from behind!!! He f*cking rammed me!! :mad: I was going to make a left, and he reverses a bit, and fly's past on the right, and makes a right turn, but he didn't have any rear plate and I never saw his front one so I can't report him!!:mad0259: I know that peeing on him for being so close probably wasn't a great idea, but he didn't need to freakin' ram me! So now my bumper has a couple of scratches on the painted section and a big thing of gold paint from his ford escort station wagon on my unpainted lower!!

I know I wasn't too smart, but I'd had a bad day, and was a little pissed off, and although that is no excuse, who the hell just rams a guy in the middle of traffic and then runs away?!

[attheline]

hold your pee

[Subduedracer]

Dude, you can't expect to do things like that and nothing happen. Really, you should have express greater self control. It sounds like the guy really didn't do anything wrong. If you where to do that to me I wouldn't hit you with my car. Depending on how I felt that day I might do a lot worse than bump you.

[bonton]

Did you actually urinate on this dude? You are one talented fuck.

[Scharf]

I know I wasn't too smart

QFT

[Monkeykungfu]

hold your pee

:laughabove:


I'd have called the cops, reported a hit & run and followed him till the cops showed up.

[Genome]

bahahah I finally got it.

at first i was like WTF are you doing peeing on people, and then i realized it was the tailgate mod.

too bad you didnt get his plate, but than again, it wasnt 100% all his fault either.

your having a bad day so i cant really judge, i've done things out of anger too.

[dosbox]

Behave like an arsehole, and receive similar treatment. :lol:

[drwzer]

Are you even old enough to drive?! You should have got the cops, that way you would have been charged as well for assault and public indecency. Hopefully you will learn from this become a wee bit more mature.

[xminusx]

Are you even old enough to drive?! You should have got the cops, that way you would have been charged as well for assault and public indecency. Hopefully you will learn from this become a wee bit more mature.

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[Genome]

Are you even old enough to drive?! You should have got the cops, that way you would have been charged as well for assault and public indecency. Hopefully you will learn from this become a wee bit more mature.

read my post above and relax.

[ary122]

wait u actually pissed on him???

[Marky-Mark007]

I don't know if everyone is getting that I did the pee-pee mod to my car and sprayed him with the washer fluid that would normally spray onto the rear window. I did not actually pee on his car. Nor did I do anything smart. I definitely know that. And it definitely was immature and stupid. I'm not expecting any sympathy or anything cause it was partially my fault.

[Kjyuan]

SO YOU literally urinated on him? that results in consequences my friend

[Marky-Mark007]

SO YOU literally urinated on him? that results in consequences my friend

No. I wouldn't be mad if he'd hit me if I had literally peed on him. That would have been waaay uncalled for. My spraying him with washer fluid, aka peeing, was just fairly uncalled for.

[Kjyuan]

oooooooooo that's what you meant. the rear wiper mod oops then i retract my question

[xminusx]

will someone let me urinate in their tank so when they pee on a car, I actually pee?

[Marky-Mark007]

will someone let me urinate in their tank so when they pee on a car, I actually pee?

Sure. Then we can go find the guy and actually pee on his car.

[VDUBMkV///C]

:needpics:

[Marky-Mark007]

:needpics:

Knew someone would do this so I went out and cleaned it up with some soapy water and paper towels, and there is a bit of damage. but only to paint, and my lowers are in surprisingly good condition. I'll try and put up a few crappy cell pics in a bit. Its not as bad as I thought it was going to be, so :w00t:.

EDIT:
Here's a few pics from before I washed it off.
This is a small gouge with flecks of his paint embedded in it.
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And if you look closely in this one you'll see some scratches to the paint, nothing too major.
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And finally, this is the damage to my lower valance.
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Sorry for the crap quality and the terrible job of resizing. All I have installed to edit pictures on my computer right now is paint. Which sucks. I'm used to photoshop, better reinstall it...

[xminusx]

Are you even old enough to drive?! You should have got the cops, that way you would have been charged as well for assault and public indecency. Hopefully you will learn from this become a wee bit more mature.

Sure. Then we can go find the guy and actually pee on his car.

My urine is worth the drive. Just dont use it in a drug test. :yikes:

[utekineir]

Some people are willing to pay extra to be peed on, guess this guy wasn't one of them.

[xminusx]

what a shame..

[clutch fool]

I want to piss on you, yes I do....

[xminusx]

.:R Kelly?

[utekineir]

Rkelly would be a great vanity plate for a car with the pee mod.

[Monkeykungfu]

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/941/gtipeezc6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Marky-Mark007]

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/941/gtipeezc6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

:laughabove:

[Jda_vw_g]

if you were waiting in line at school, wouldn't you see this guy again? is he a fellow student? definitely look for this guy!

[Psy GTI]

find that mufucka and murk his ass

[NinjaNikki]

if you were waiting in line at school, wouldn't you see this guy again? is he a fellow student? definitely look for this guy!

That's what I'm saying. People are creatures of habit. If he isn't a fellow student then he probably lives/works in the area. Remember the time you were driving and the street that he pulled out of and take a drive in a weeks time. I'm sure you'll find him/the vehicle.

[Marky-Mark007]

if you were waiting in line at school, wouldn't you see this guy again? is he a fellow student? definitely look for this guy!

He's not a student, and I've never seen him before, but the way these apartments are along my street, he has a total of four garages that could be his based on the exit he came out of. So unless he was a visitor, I think I have a pretty good chance of finding him. I don't know if finding this guy is such a good idea though, it could end up with some fighting as I know it would be heated on both ends, and I'd have to kick his ass which could be seen as assault, and then I could potentially get a felony charge. A friend who destroyed another kid at my school just recently got a felony assault charge, even though he hit the kid back, after being hit twice and ignoring the second one. So that basically means its really easy to get f'd over if you get in a fight here.

[NinjaNikki]

He's not a student, and I've never seen him before, but the way these apartments are along my street, he has a total of four garages that could be his based on the exit he came out of. So unless he was a visitor, I think I have a pretty good chance of finding him. I don't know if finding this guy is such a good idea though, it could end up with some fighting as I know it would be heated on both ends, and I'd have to kick his ass which could be seen as assault, and then I could potentially get a felony charge. A friend who destroyed another kid at my school just recently got a felony assault charge, even though he hit the kid back, after being hit twice and ignoring the second one. So that basically means its really easy to get f'd over if you get in a fight here.

Not that I'm advocating violence but I personally would be more interested in finding his car than him. Should he happen to walk to his car one morning 6 months later and find a nail in all 4 of his tires... welll I guess he might have done something bad in his lifetime like ....ram a GTI and gotten bad karma. lol.:wink:

[utekineir]

You do have physical evidence of a hit and run.

Your water on him evaporated.

[dosbox]

Not that I'm advocating violence but I personally would be more interested in finding his car than him. Should he happen to walk to his car one morning 6 months later and find a nail in all 4 of his tires... welll I guess he might have done something bad in his lifetime like ....ram a GTI and gotten bad karma. lol.:wink:

Advocating property damage to someone elses car? :bs: IMO that makes you no better than the dirtbag that bumped the OP.

[ary122]

where do u get this mod i want it lol

[Msteadman]

^ Here (http://www.golfmkv.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51950&page=3) then scroll down a bit until you see the pictures. :thumbsup:

OP, this wasn't the best idea, but I'm sure you already know that. I've done my fair share of dumb sh*t out of anger as well though, so I'm not one to judge. :biggrin:
Best of luck with the repair.

[xminusx]

dont tell too many people another man rear ended you and you have a sore neck from the impact and the scratches :lol:

[ary122]

lmao thnx im so doing this to my friends new c350

[Marky-Mark007]

dont tell too many people another man rear ended you and you have a sore neck from the impact and the scratches :lol:

Well, actually I was rear ended a little over a year ago, and according to two doctors, If i ever am again at a speed sufficient to give me even the slightest whiplash, I will have permanent damage to my upper neck, specifically the disks and ligaments. So I get extra pissed about bullcrap like that. And now my car is totally fucked up. Not from the same thing though, i'm going to go post my story and questions in the technical forums, but basically my clutch & possibly 1st and second gear are completely, utterly, fucked.:mad:

[njfast07]

uh, that's a hit and run.

spraying windsheild washer fluid from your car onto someone elses isnt a crime, ive been behind people on the highway when theyve done the fluid for the windsheild and it's flown over the car and onto my hood(at 65mph, honestly, you need to be cleaning your windshield? come on.) it's not against the law, it's just annoying.

what he did went over the line and he broke the law.you shouldve followed him and called the cops.god knows you couldve kept up haha

best of luck, i hope you find him again.

[MDgti08]

back when i was in high school some of my friends were in a similar situation. they ended up finding out that the guy went to the school below us. They had one of guys girlfriends follow the guy home. We knew that if one of us followed him he would know something was up and if anything happen 2 his car we could be f**ked. But i don't know of any straight guy that would try and outrun a hott girl that was driving behind u and smiling in a flirty way. Long story short we found out where he lives. They went back like a week later and poured sugar in his gas tank. His engine was done. U can do that or my personal favorite super glue a peace of cardboard to his front window. So when he tries to pull up nothing will happen. If u don't want to do something harmful u can take the valve stems out of his tires. it doesn't do anything he just cant fill them up in the morning. those are just some ideas but like what everyone says call the cops on the guy and maybe u can get a new paint job or something. That would be the best idea. But good luck either way.

[MkVBlkMgc]

Not that I'm advocating violence but I personally would be more interested in finding his car than him. Should he happen to walk to his car one morning 6 months later and find a nail in all 4 of his tires... welll I guess he might have done something bad in his lifetime like ....ram a GTI and gotten bad karma. lol.:wink:

Wouldn't putting nails in someones tires also be bad karma?:thumbdown:

The escalation of violence/revenge never solves anything.

[HipToss]

Moron!

[ASCI_Blue]

find him, call PD for hit and run, enjoy hilarity that follows.

[Marky-Mark007]

back when i was in high school some of my friends were in a similar situation. they ended up finding out that the guy went to the school below us. They had one of guys girlfriends follow the guy home. We knew that if one of us followed him he would know something was up and if anything happen 2 his car we could be f**ked. But i don't know of any straight guy that would try and outrun a hott girl that was driving behind u and smiling in a flirty way. Long story short we found out where he lives. They went back like a week later and poured sugar in his gas tank. His engine was done. U can do that or my personal favorite super glue a peace of cardboard to his front window. So when he tries to pull up nothing will happen. If u don't want to do something harmful u can take the valve stems out of his tires. it doesn't do anything he just cant fill them up in the morning. those are just some ideas but like what everyone says call the cops on the guy and maybe u can get a new paint job or something. That would be the best idea. But good luck either way.

Really, I don't want to ruin his engine. If I did it would be with water, instead of sugar. Its harder to tell or trace. But I won't do something like that. Maybe follow and confront him if I ever see him again, but my car's in the shop right now cause the clutch went out, so maybe just bump him with my truck? Haha, no, that would cause too much damage. I wouldn't do that.

[xminusx]

Superglue a penny/dime over his door lock or vasoline on his winshield wipers.

[Marky-Mark007]

Superglue a penny/dime over his door lock or vasoline on his winshield wipers.

Jeez. While I'm a it why don't I just put honey on his car, seran wrap it, egg it, seran wrap it again, then duct tape it? And write obscenities on his car with paint thinner.

[NinjaNikki]

Wouldn't putting nails in someones tires also be bad karma?:thumbdown:

The escalation of violence/revenge never solves anything.

If nails just happen to fall from my pocket behind his tires and he drove over them and got four flats while backing out I'd say that's Karma. :wink:

Realisically everything would have to be so perfectly aligned for it to actually work. yeah I may have set the wheels in motion but hey...he should have circled checked the car like the Driver Handbooks say before driving.

[MKV Turbo15]

damn dude that sucks. I just got mine back out of the shop. Was this after I installed ur intake or before that?

[RJS5689]

Are you even old enough to drive?! You should have got the cops, that way you would have been charged as well for assault and public indecency. Hopefully you will learn from this become a wee bit more mature.

Check and see what he means by "peeing" before you go off on your little rants...

[Marky-Mark007]

damn dude that sucks. I just got mine back out of the shop. Was this after I installed ur intake or before that?

Yeah, it only got added in the last two weeks. As did the new mirror.
That's cool, where did you go? I need a new clutch, cause whoever had this before me only left me with 3000 miles on it. I was thinking of 3zero3 motorsports, and another place real near my house that was recommended to me, but I don't know if they would use a south bend kit or oem parts. I want a south bend kit because now I'm prejudiced against the oem clutch. Stealership quoted me 2090 too, after we worked them down 500. But that's another thread.