Enter @ Own Risk (NSFW)

[Widebody MkVer]

WHYYYY MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VDubVirus]

it's ok dood. WoooSahhhh

[07Noside]

for the suspension Joe?

[Widebody MkVer]

no for the bodykit. the mounting hardware!!!!!!!!!!

[GTI2007]

That totally sucks

[danger dan]

i dont even think ive posted in here before, but what the hell, guess ill join your discussion thread.
whats up dudes?

[07Noside]

sorry to hear Joe hopefully not for long!
And what up dan

[danger dan]

chillin untill my night classes start, needing a job too.

[Widebody MkVer]

ok guys imma go slit my wrists and jump off a cliff onto a traintrack with an oncoming train while peeing on the 3rd rail.

[07Noside]

dont forget to run there while holding scissors j/k j/k. any idea on how long things are backed up for?

[Widebody MkVer]

im checking other distributors now. I am irritated though so maybe i'll hold off till after my carvel chocolate shake gets here

[VDubVirus]

Oh Shit! Double D is up in here. wuz up!

[VDubVirus]

aight peeps. I'm out. it's near 10pm. kinda tired, and it's a 4 mile long, 20 mpd drive back to my trailer/room.

[07Noside]

later arron talk to you tommorow!

[danger dan]

hah whats up vdubvirus, yea i finally made it out here, so your out in Iraq right now?

[GTI2007]

talk to you later, VDV

[Tater Salad]

think i'm gonna try to do the responsible thing tonight...fuckin dying over here

[Widebody MkVer]

no. responsibility sux

[Tater Salad]

i know, but so does this.

[danger dan]

whats the "responsible thing"

[07Noside]

completely just drove out behind my job and flagged down the italian ice man.
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg271/unleashthefury18/ice.jpg

[GTI2007]

Looks yummy

[Widebody MkVer]

you wanna know how we know you're gay?

[GTI2007]

is that to me or to 07Noside??

[07Noside]

you wanna know how we know you're gay?

keep dreaming haha:barf:

[SloppySRT]

I'm with GTI2007 on this one... who knew that crushed ice and syrup could be so delicious?

[heftylefty]

you wanna know how we know you're gay?

you listen to coldplay?

[GTI2007]

Going to sleep. Have to wake up again in 6 hours. So bye bye for now. Talk to you tomorrow again

[07Noside]

Later

[Greg]

you wanna know how we know you're gay?


You wanna know how i know your gay? Your dick tastes like shit!

[shwayze]

so basically tonight and tomorrow night sucks because I have a shitload of AP Biology and AP US History homework
gagagagag!!11

[heftylefty]

You wanna know how i know your gay? Your dick tastes like shit!

and how would you know how his dick tastes like???

[danger dan]

man this thread is homo

[VDubVirus]

not sure why Matt, or greg is talking about dick.

[danger dan]

they started a "you wanna know how i know your gay" and it backfired

[VDubVirus]

yes. yes it did. in their defense, it is from a movie

[danger dan]

hah 40 year old virgin

[VDubVirus]

correct. gratz. you just won the interwebz!


:clap:










:bellyroll:

[danger dan]

yeaaaaahhh

[VDubVirus]

what are you going to do first!?!?!?!

[danger dan]

buy some ice cream. mmm

[VDubVirus]

I was expecting you to say you were going to disneyland. but kim can help you with the ice cream

[danger dan]

i cooked a pretty killer burger earlier, about a 1/2 pound patty, slowly cooked on the grill, threw 4 thick slices of peppered bacon on there and toasted two sesame seed buns and threw it together with a little bit of lettuce and some fresh chopped tomato.

man it was good. i love when i have time to cook real food

[danger dan]

yea kim owes me lots of ice cream.

[VDubVirus]

you do know I'm 6k miles from home right? that's not nice.


I want real food.

[GTI2007]

Lets cut the gay crap please

[VDubVirus]

agreed. Mornin' Moddie.

wtf is you name anyways?

[GTI2007]

Good Morning. The name is Johan

[VDubVirus]

ahh.... Johan. nice to meet you. I'm Arron.


:bellyroll:

[GTI2007]

Also nice to meet u, Arron

[kirk180]

Ok, now you're posting the Ghey crap Johan. See how it just sucks you right in?

Morning Arron.

Morning Johan.

*leaves to save manhood*

[heftylefty]

well it seems like the testosterone level is raising...cant speak for Gregs estrogen level though...

[VDubVirus]

nice one Kirk..... your manhood is far from being able to save.

[kirk180]

*turns to say*


Hefty went to bed and woke up, or hasn't slept yet? You work the night shift by any chance?

[VDubVirus]

Matt is up late every night. yesterday, it was around 430am when he fell asleep.

[heftylefty]

haha havent slept yet. im usually up till the wee hours in the morning. im kind of an insomniac

im a full time student so i dont work right now, i really should get a job though.

[kirk180]

I see. A fellow insomniac then.

[VDubVirus]

what gives kirk? you're not usually up this late. at least not on here? is the hospital slow tonight?

[GTI2007]

Here it's noon already

[kirk180]

I'm always up this late. I usually hop on and off when I can until about 11am. It's 6:40 now. Some days are busier than others of course and I can't as much. Or I'm here, just not posting as much.

[VDubVirus]

gotchya. I forgot you were on east cost time. lol. time zones are confusing when I'm over here. plus, Iraq decided not to go with the flow and opted out of the time change..... so my time zone widgets on my Mac are all an hour off.

[07Noside]

I can't wait for it to be friday already

[GTI2007]

Would love to have it saturday already

[07Noside]

so no more mr. modie finally a name ^
sounds like its time for a little 5 word action.

[GTI2007]

Indeed, got pretty quiet there

[VDubVirus]

what's up Mike? feelin any better this mornin?

[07Noside]

hell yes I am passed out at 9pm last night. I'm all doped up on allergy meds so I should be good for the day so I can actually enjoy the 70* weather well be having

[GTI2007]

It sucks to have allergies

[07Noside]

its season to season for me. For the past 2 years they have been horrible though. I'm hoping for a bit of a reprieve this year.

[GTI2007]

you most likely are the happiest during the winter I guess

[07Noside]

Personally I love mid summer once all of the pollen and everything is done. There is nothing like the Jersey Shore over here in July. Drunkin barely legal girls everywhere in close to nothing.

[GTI2007]

That almost sounds like heaven

[07Noside]

If the water and beaches were cleaner it would be. thats the only downside.

[GTI2007]

I would rather go to the beach to see hot girls in tiny bikinis then to go into the water

[VDubVirus]

We're having really awesome sandstorm. I can see about 100ft in front of me, and the sky is orange. yes, orange.

and @ 3pm, I have no clue where the sun is. at all.

[GTI2007]

Must be pretty weird to be in a sandstorm

[07Noside]

thats nuts. It would be pretty cool to see once but I'm sure you get tired of them.

[VDubVirus]

it's the 4th we've had in a month. but by far the worst.

I have some kool pictars, but My cord for my camera is in the mail....

[GTI2007]

especially when you're outside in the open when they start or you get caught in the middle of it

[VDubVirus]

I have pretty much stayed inside today. my contacts don't like the sand. lol.

plus, it makes it hard to breath.

[VDubVirus]

seriously. it looks just like this.

http://english.people.com.cn/200603/13/images/0312_C11.jpg

[07Noside]

is it supposed to look like a red x A? cuz I can't see shit! lol

[VDubVirus]

sry. fixed that.

here's another good comparison.

http://www.wuerzburg.healthcare.hqusareur.army.mil/Images%20from%20OIF/Sand_storm.jpg

[GTI2007]

Looks very amazing but not so much fun to be in it

[07Noside]

definately a crazy view to experience in person.

[VDubVirus]

that's my life. lol. fun stuff huh?

[07Noside]

haha want to see my life?

[VDubVirus]

sure.

[07Noside]

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg271/unleashthefury18/life.jpg
exciting right

[VDubVirus]

looks better than mine.

[07Noside]

ehh a sandstorm would really liven things up over here right now..

[VDubVirus]

wanna trade working environments?

[07Noside]

you guys get A/C?

[VDubVirus]

yeah. my room is a constant 55*F

[07Noside]

Deal you think any one will notice the switch?

[GTI2007]

nice notebook, Mike

[07Noside]

Thanks usually when I game I split the image onto two monitors since I need one of them to monitor alarms.

[VDubVirus]

Deal you think any one will notice the switch?

nah....prbly not. we both seem to do about the same thing.

[07Noside]

yea PW

[GTI2007]

:lol:

[VDubVirus]

:bellyroll:

[GTI2007]

If we would get payed for every post we make here we would earn well here

[07Noside]

I am getting paid but not by the post :thumbdown:

[VDubVirus]

maybe you could talk to JJR32 about that Johan.

[GTI2007]

It could do that but I don't think it's an affordable thing to do for him

[07Noside]

I need to hurry up and get another 10k posts so I can catch up to you guys.

[GTI2007]

Good luck on the massive postwhoring then

[07Noside]

haha well as long as I'm working here it shouldn't be a problem.

[Widebody MkVer]

morning bitches

[VDubVirus]

by then I would have another 20k at my rate

[VDubVirus]

morning bitches

JOE! wuzzzzzzzzzzzzzup!

[Widebody MkVer]

not too much. still not feeling 100%.

[GTI2007]

Morning Joe

[07Noside]

Morning Joe

[GTI2007]

Any luck on the mounting pieces for you wide body kit, Joe?

[Widebody MkVer]

nope, im going to see if someone can fab them for me

[VDubVirus]

what do you guys think of an .:R rear with the reflectors shaved off?

[Tater Salad]

sup bitches?

[GTI2007]

That's gonna look very good I guess

[VDubVirus]

TATER! fuck yeah. all but Ongie is up in this MF!

[07Noside]

less reflectors the cleaner it looks IMO.
Morning tater

[VDubVirus]

that's the idea. gettin my lowers, rear and lip painted and shaving for $340

[07Noside]

sweet deal. I've been trying to find some one to paint my lowers for a decent price so I can install my cf rear diffuser already.

[Tater Salad]

good mornin errbody!!

[VDubVirus]

there's a great DIY that a guy from the NW put up. looks simple enough

[VDubVirus]

good mornin errbody!!

top of the morning to you Mr. Invisible.

[07Noside]

there's a great DIY that a guy from the NW put up. looks simple enough

I've never painted anything so I dont want to try the first time on my car haha.

[GTI2007]

If I were you I would also get those 2 bumper pieces joined together

[07Noside]

If I were you I would also get those 2 bumper pieces joined together

The molded rear looks so clean.

[VDubVirus]

If I were you I would also get those 2 bumper pieces joined together

maybe I will.....Hmmmm

[GTI2007]

I'm thinking of doing that with the Rieger rear valence I'm going to put on my future GTI

[07Noside]

Hopefully the new job will help you get it!

[GTI2007]

I definitely hope so

[Tater Salad]

got way too much energy today!!

[07Noside]

didn't have a $12 tab night last night?

[GTI2007]

drank too much energy drinks?

[Widebody MkVer]

he didnt drink last night, lol

[Tater Salad]

nope, actually had dinner and went straight home. got almost 6 whole hours of sleep, i feel great!

[Widebody MkVer]

awesome, lol

[Tater Salad]

I'm telling ya, I'll prolly fuck it all up tonight tho

[GTI2007]

I can't do that tonight. Have to get up at 7 am tomorrow morning

[Tater Salad]

pfft! i gotta wake up at 6am every morning, no matter what time i went to sleep the night b4

[07Noside]

pfft! i gotta wake up at 6am every morning, no matter what time i went to sleep the night b4

x2 515am for me

[Tater Salad]

no shit? what time you get out?

[GTI2007]

I also am supposed to do that from the 28th when I start at my new job

[07Noside]

3 days a week 7pm the other 2 430pm

[GTI2007]

Starting from the 28th I have to get up at 6 am every day

[07Noside]

what time will you get out at?

[Tater Salad]

oh, see i usually get off around 6-8pm every night so this is like a vacation almost. back in houston i was working MWTH from 6am to 6-7pm and Tues from 5:30-6am til 8-9pm and fri from 5:30 til almost midnight if not past.

[07Noside]

I feel you on the long hours but I don't actually have to work but barely once a month. I just get paid to sit here and keep myself busy for the most part. which is very boring some days

[GTI2007]

Luckely you have this forum to spent time on

[Tater Salad]

true word, mr. the only thing i hated was that i was paid salary, so working 80hrs a week never meant a bigger check...

[07Noside]

Over Time every day :happyanim:

[VDubVirus]

I'm BACK! just got me a couple hairs cut.

[Tater Salad]

Over Time every day :happyanim:

bastard :paddle:

[GTI2007]

am going for a haircut also this weekend

[VDubVirus]

I need a new one. the guy that cut my hair should be fired.

[Widebody MkVer]

lmao hey A i have a surprise for ya.

[Widebody MkVer]

My bosses car
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j290/blackmagicgti/SNV30657.jpg

[danger dan]

i dont think ive cut my hair in like 6 months

[Widebody MkVer]

also who needs a place to stay for H20? my reservation got lost so i am making a new one. the rooms have 2 beds and a couch. if you guys wanna split it with me....

[VDubVirus]

^ dood. that is my dream car. i would take that over ANY car/cars ever


MMmmmmm. Porsche Speedster

[VDubVirus]

also who needs a place to stay for H20? my reservation got lost so i am making a new one. the rooms have 2 beds and a couch. if you guys wanna split it with me....

you already know I need a place. I'm in.

[Widebody MkVer]

he's a porsche fanatic. he's got that a 07 911 turbo a gt3 RS in green and a bunch of old VWs not to mention his ferraris and mercs

[GTI2007]

That's a damn nice Porsche

[Widebody MkVer]

total is 259.68. $90.00 deposit needed. paypal anyone?

[Widebody MkVer]

MIKE you in?

[VDubVirus]

I would drop some dough on a place, but only after I know for sure i will be there..... so I guess the couch will have to do for me.

[danger dan]

stay in the carousel hotel, i loved it last year.

i think we are getting a 2 or 3 room suite this year.

[Widebody MkVer]

okay well i am reserving the room tomorrow. It is the "official" MKV hotel for H20

[danger dan]

all the united nations peeps will be at the carousel. which is the official mk5 hotel?, i remember reading about it last year on the Tex

[VDubVirus]

I'm sure I will find somewhere to crash..... as long as no one figures out my screen name.

[Widebody MkVer]

u can crash in my empty car trailer. lol with my dog

[VDubVirus]

thanks Joe. I went from having my own bed. to the couch. to cuddling your dog. awesome

[Widebody MkVer]

especially because its a pug.

[Widebody MkVer]

hey meng you gotta pay to play lmao.

[Widebody MkVer]

free trailer housing is better than free no housing lmao

[Widebody MkVer]

im just playin u can sleep on my balcony at the hotel. the trailer is where i keep the beers. cant give you full access to that now can i?

[VDubVirus]

I told you if I definitely go, I gots monies

[danger dan]

just get black out drunk and pass out on the beach. theres no better way

[07Noside]

MIKE you in?

I gotta check if the wifes coming or not. if shes not Im in.

[VDubVirus]

that could be bad. I've never blacked out before.

[Widebody MkVer]

I need to know dood or i gotta troll the tex for a roomie

[07Noside]

how much it is and what are you staying fri-sun?

[VDubVirus]

I can't say till it gets closer. that's still 5 1/2 months away.

[Widebody MkVer]

fri-mon. and its 250something, go back a page

[07Noside]

I'll let you know on monday for sure. I gotta talk to the wifey and convince her Ill stay out of trouble .

[Widebody MkVer]

lol tell her you're going with joe from konig. lol

[07Noside]

and shell be like
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg271/unleashthefury18/confused.jpg

[VDubVirus]

or would she be like..... "I'm going, not you.... if Joe is there"

[07Noside]

No way Joes not getting my extra mod money!

[Widebody MkVer]

and his sexy ass widebody GTI. screw your weak sauce ass stock GTI

[VDubVirus]

:bellyroll:

[07Noside]

pshh weak and stock don't go together... Just ordered my hpfp upgrade, cam lobe follower and Im getting tinted on sat what now punk :fighting0030:
edit:/ and 6k's

[VDubVirus]

but Joe will have that sexy wide assed GTI

[danger dan]

i want a wide ass on my gti

[07Noside]

I do love a nice wide ass...

[Widebody MkVer]

would you be bent if she asked for a ride in my car?

[07Noside]

no because she wouldn't :bellyroll: she might say its cute but shed rather go fast then care about how it looks lol shes always telling me sucks you ran out of road you could have gone faster.

[VDubVirus]

pwnd.

[Widebody MkVer]

you do realize its still faster than most Mkvs out there right? lol

[Widebody MkVer]

lol i love bustin your balls

[VDubVirus]

http://www.shockerstickers.com/store/images/DSC01010.JPG

[GTI2007]

It's definitely going to be faster then a stock GTI

[Widebody MkVer]

besides my girl would be pissed if i did it.

[VDubVirus]

you have a new girl?

[07Noside]

you do realize its still faster than most Mkvs out there right? lol

come down to e town and do some runs with me before you start hacking away! Although i haven't dragged since stock ECU so my launches will probably suck.

[Widebody MkVer]

guy i turned a 13.3 last time out on 10" drag radials.

[Widebody MkVer]

that was on a shitty tune

[07Noside]

well how about a street tires. I been looking for a reason to hit the track finally I can probably get some of my others locals to come out to. I'm sure you'll probably beat me but what the hell shits fun aint it.

[Widebody MkVer]

lol. im runnin on my huffs now, i spin through 3rd. i cant launch above 2500 without breaking loose

[07Noside]

so I've got a traction advantage but still experience is on your side. I've only been on stg2 forlike a month

[GTI2007]

Maybe it's time to invest in an LSD?

[Widebody MkVer]

lol

[07Noside]

Maybe it's time to invest in an LSD?

ehh I'll get a new car before that. Unless i go BT Im not spending the money on it.

[Widebody MkVer]

its FWD, thats what made me decide im done trying to make it fast. now ill make it pretty

[GTI2007]

Not a bad decision, Joe

[Widebody MkVer]

i have a 1967 cougar to run 10s in i dont need 2 fast cars.

[07Noside]

its FWD, thats what made me decide im done trying to make it fast. now ill make it Mean and agressive!


/edit

[Widebody MkVer]

no, its all pretty. smooth flowing lines, subtle color changes. pretty

[07Noside]

fine be pretty lol

[Widebody MkVer]

good i will

[07Noside]

430 cant come fast enough. Although busting on each other really does kill the time joe.

[VDubVirus]

can we kill 2 months real fast?

[GTI2007]

sounds like you really want to go home

[07Noside]

i wish we could. i can't wait for the beachhhhh

[GTI2007]

Wanna get out of Iraq that bad, Arron?

[Widebody MkVer]

haha cool my sig pic is now a link to my myspace

[GTI2007]

Looks like you copied Arron with that

[VDubVirus]

Iraq has always sucked. I just want to start this awesome summer

[07Noside]

its definately going to be an awesome summer

[Widebody MkVer]

NOOOOO it was my idea

[GTI2007]

For me it would be an awesome summer if I could order or buy my GTI

[Widebody MkVer]

Arron i added you approve me

[VDubVirus]

I already sent you a request

[VDubVirus]

NOOOOO it was my idea

liar. I've had it forever

[Widebody MkVer]

lol ok well i didnt know. i just thought of it and did it on my own

[GTI2007]

So it's just coincidence

[VDubVirus]

you look a lot different than I expected joe. lol. I didn't know you were 26.....?

[GTI2007]

Talking about coincidence. I'm also 26

[Widebody MkVer]

back in a few. need nourishment

[Widebody MkVer]

27 now

[07Noside]

talk about making me feel young :thumbdown:

[VDubVirus]

damn. I'm the youngin I guess. 25 here.

[07Noside]

20

[VDubVirus]

^ whew. got somebody beat I guess. lol


I'm out guys. my connection is crapola. night doods.

[07Noside]

later Arron

[GTI2007]

later Arron

[GTI2007]

I'm out also. Gonna walk with our dogs. Coming back after that

[07Noside]

you better only 9 more to go johan!